Well heck, who DOESN'T?

Mr. Davis Sharpe: “Hey, little girl, wanna see some  REAL  soccer balls?”

Mr. Davis Sharpe: “Hey, little girl, wanna see some REAL soccer balls?”

Westport girls’ soccer coach, accused of exposing himself to teen, explains that he “often drives around with his pants unbuttoned”.

A Connecticut high school girls’ soccer coach accused of exposing himself on two occasions says the whole thing may have been just an accident — because he was driving with his pants unbuttoned, police said.

David Sharpe, 29, was charged Saturday after a 16-year-old girl told police in Fairfield that the creep flashed her before starting to masturbate in front of her on Oct. 23. Sharpe is also suspected of doing the same thing to a 20-year-old woman a month earlier in Norwalk, but was not yet charged in connection with the incident, the Connecticut Post reports.

However, Sharpe said the entire ordeal could be blamed on his habit of driving with his pants unbuttoned.

“Could be” explained, but probably not.