I suppose for those Americans who still consider themselves royal subjects, this could be offensive; I think it's hilarious

 We're going to need nappies — lots and lots of nappies. cough 'em up!

We're going to need nappies — lots and lots of nappies. cough 'em up!

Woman gives birth to baby boy.

A woman, Kate Middleton, gave birth to a baby boy this morning. 
The child entered the world at 11:01 am and weighed 8lb 7oz.
Her husband, William, was at her bedside when the child was born. 
The boy is yet to be given a name. The boy is the third child the couple has had.
The baby, which was delivered at St Mary's Hospital, Paddington, is one of several due at the hospital today.
According to the US Census Bureau, approximately 361,481 babies are born around the world every day.