Starbucks opens public toilets

 Get woke, go broke

Get woke, go broke

Cities everywhere have tried it, but given up as the toilets became havens for drug addicts and the homeless, so Starbucks will do it itself: It's opening its bathrooms and stores to non-customers. No word whether panhandlers will be permitted to beg for cash within the stores themselves, or required to conduct their business outside, at the entrance, but the new shopping experience is bound to be off-putting to all but the most devoted San Francisco and Seattle customers. 

This won't affect me — I've boycotted the chain since it went into SJW mode some years ago, and it won't affect,, I presume, Greenwich patrons, where the bums are few and far between (Greenwich cops scoop them up and put them on buses to Bridgeport), but the chain's urban sites are going to be pretty disgusting and unattractive a year from now, once the street people learn of the open door policy and move in.

Couldn't happen to a more deserving business.