Newspeak: "Lying through one's teeth" will henceforth be described as a (Democrat) candidate "being pragmatic"
/I’ll add two more to the list:
I’m with the President every day, and he’ in comlete command, his mind is sharp as a tack
“I was the last one one in the room when we decided to cut and run evacuate Afghanistan” (About to get awkward, as below)