Who can say whether the Bronx’s Juan Medina was inspired by this old Mainer joke, but it seems likely
/NY man sold stolen car to Southington man for $18K cash, stole it back from him, then sold it again, police say
So … Silas and his wife Betty were offshore tending their lobster traps when a rogue wave hit their boat and swept Betty overboard. Despite a desparate search by Silas and his fellow fishermen, no trace of Betty was found. Until, that is, a week later, when Silas received a phone call from the Coast Guard:
“We’ve found your wife’s body, Silas”, the excited young Coastie squeaked, “floating a mile offshore — had a dozen lobsters feeding on her, poor soul; what do you want us to do?”
“What do I want you to do? Why, keep the lobstahs, and set her agin, you damn fool.”
And Mr. Medina’s saga:
SOUTHINGTON — After a car he just bought for $18,000 in cash was stolen from his driveway, police said the victim of the apparent scam texted, "I will find you," to the swindler who sold him the vehicle.
The suspect, who had used a false name, forged driver's license and a doctored title, texted back, "Good Luck," with a smirking emoji, according to an arrest warrant for Juan Medina of the Bronx, N.Y.
Medina, 41, was arrested this week on charges that include second-degree larceny, second-degree forgery and criminal impersonation. He was being held on $100,000 bond for an appearance in state Superior Court in New Britain on Aug. 4, according to court records.
On Dec. 23, 2022, Southington officers were dispatched to a Hitchcock Road home, where the resident said he had purchased a 2019 Toyota Highlander he found on Facebook Marketplace, the warrant said.
The 34-year-old victim said he met the seller in Westport that morning and took posession of the vehicle after receiving the title and handing over the cash, police said. The victim also photographed the seller's driver's license, the warrant says. He drove the Highlander home and parked it in his driveway. The keys were not in the vehicle, he told police.
That afternoon, a neighbor noticed a silver Toyota SUV rolling slowly along Hitchcock Road. The vehicle stopped at the victim's house and a man got out and ran toward the Highlander in the driveway. He backed the Highlander onto the street and drove off, police said.
Officer Matthew Leary, with help from investigators in New York, New Jersey and the National Insurance Crime Bureau, found that Medina used a false name with a forged New Jersey driver's license, a forged vehicle title and a bogus vehicle identification number, the warrant says. The Highlander, which was actually a 2017 model, was listed as stolen from New York state, the warrant says.
The NICB investigator found the vehicle at the state Department of Motor Vehicles in Wethersfield, where a second victim of the scam was trying to register the SUV, the warrant says. This victim said a man with a New Jersey driver's license sold the Highlander, and the photo on the license he showed matched the one the Southington victim had photographed, police said. The warrant does not say how much the second victim paid for the vehicle.
Just sayin’ …