Because there are no illegal aliens, only sex perverts we've hidden in Minnesota’s school system (where else, unless it’s California’s or New York’s?).

Convicted sex offender from Kenya avoids deportation, lands state job

A Kenyan national convicted of sexually assaulting a sleeping woman in Minnesota wasn’t deported after his prison sentence — he was promoted.

Wilson Tindi holds a director position at the Minnesota Department of Education, where he audits taxpayer spending and oversees internal accountability.

Court records show Tindi was convicted in 2016 of fourth-degree criminal sexual conduct after breaking into a woman’s home and assaulting her in bed where she slept. He pleaded guilty to the sex assault charge in exchange for prosecutors dropping a first-degree burglary charge.

Tindi was sentenced to two years in prison and ordered to register as a predatory offender. His sentence was stayed for five years, but he was also sentenced to 210 days in the workhouse, records show.

However, despite the felony conviction and offender status, Tindi serves as Director of Internal Audit and Advisory Services at MDE, according to public records and his LinkedIn profile.

After Alpha News reached out to MDE for comment, Tindi’s bio was removed from the agency’s website.

Former prosecutor calls Tindi ‘dangerous’

A former prosecutor with direct knowledge of Tindi’s case told Alpha News they were disturbed to learn he now holds a leadership role in state government.

“I don’t know how he would have passed a background check,” the attorney said. “He’s a felon and a registered sex offender—how is he employed?”

The attorney said that in addition to the 2016 conviction, Tindi was also accused of a similar crime in 2012, as court documents state. Although the case was never charged, prosecutors filed a Spreigl notice—a legal move to introduce evidence of prior misconduct—citing the 2012 allegation as evidence of a disturbing pattern.

“He is dangerous,” the attorney said. “He has no business being paid out of our taxpayer dollars and should be back with ICE.”

Tindi’s ICE detention and federal court challenge

Records show Tindi was taken into ICE custody in August 2016 as the U.S. government sought to deport him to his native Kenya.

In 2016, an immigration judge ordered his removal based on the felony sex crime conviction. The decision was later upheld by the Board of Immigration Appeals but stayed by an appeals court.

Tindi filed a federal habeas corpus petition, arguing that his detention had become unconstitutional because it dragged on too long without actual deportation.

A federal judge agreed, writing that Tindi’s continued detention no longer “serve[d] the purpose of preventing deportable criminal aliens from fleeing prior to or during their removal proceedings.”

After 18 months in ICE custody, Tindi was ordered released in February 2018.

Tindi tries to vacate plea over immigration fallout

In May, Tindi filed a petition for post-conviction relief, asking a Hennepin County judge to vacate his guilty plea. He claims his defense attorney failed to properly warn him that the conviction would have devastating consequences for his immigration status. He says he is a lawful permanent resident.

In the petition, Tindi says he would never have pleaded guilty if he had known it would make him permanently inadmissible under federal law—effectively banning him from ever reentering the U.S. if he left.

But then in June, Tindi filed a second motion, this time asking the court to withdraw his request to overturn the conviction, admitting the odds of success were slim under current state law. He reserved the right to try again in the future.

Adding to the list of legal troubles is Tindi’s recent DWI arrest. [Ed.: 06/07/2025]

Neither MDE nor Hennepin County Attorney Mary Moriarty’s returned requests for comment.

Mr. Tindi’s lengthy vacation in federal custody occurred during the Trump 1 administration; this time, with Trump’s newfound attention to deportations, my guess is that “Wilson’s” next job will be a a baggae-handler at the soon-to-be-Chinese-owned Jomo Airport in his native Kenya. Not to worry, though: Minnesota’s Department of Education is certain to have a lengthy list of Somalian replacements, all carefully vetted and vouched for by Rep. IIhan Omar.

No kidding: they actually used her photograph to illustrate this story. That borders on cruel

Still, they were being kind, I suppose: they had quite a variety of pictures of our Congresscreature to choose from, and they went with the most sane.

CT’s Rosa DeLauro is the Ranking member of the house appropriations committee — upon the democrats’ return to power, she will be chairman, and enjoy setting the nation’s priorities via the power of the purse; some may find that alarming

They committed to a zero-emissions program, and they achieved that goal. Only one problem ...

Why did Jaguar’s auto sales disappear to nothing? It stopped selling cars.

Forget 'Go Woke, Go Broke' — Jaguar Went Stupid Instead

Stephen Green:

Pity poor Jaguar. The British-based luxury and performance carmaker has had a rough go of it this century, but nothing could prepare anyone for the most bone-headed move in corporate history — and I don't mean Jaguar's woke "Reimagine" ad from late last year.

Let me bring you up to speed.

As recently as 2018, Jaguar sold 180,833 cars annually. Last year, they sold fewer than 33,000. In April — the most current sales figures available — Jag sold just 49 cars in the massive UK/Europe market. U.S. sales figures aren't available yet, but they aren't any better. 

Jaguar went from selling 1,961 cars a month to 49 in just six years. I'm no car industry expert, but that looks pretty bad to me. 

"This 97.5% plunge marked one of the steepest declines for a premium carmaker in recent history," Design Rush just reported. But I have to ask, is that really in recent history or is it ever?

The company understood that something had to change, and in November, it revealed its "Copy Nothing" rebranding. If you missed it then, don't miss it now:

I mean, the company had to try something after years spent watching sales swirl down the toilet. But I don't hesitate to remind you that just because something must be done, that doesn't mean they had to go and do this particular (and particularly stupid) thing.

"Copy Nothing," with all its bored-looking gender-fluid whatever people and zero cars, came at the second-worst possible time, too — just as consumers and corporations turned 180° away from the woke stuff.[But] Jag's nosedive isn't because of the brand's woke rebranding, although it does stem from the same mindset — one they'll teach in business schools for decades as an example of what not to do.

You see, Jaguar stopped selling cars because they stopped making them:

This dramatic drop coincided with Jaguar’s effort to reinvent itself as an all-electric luxury marque.

Under the “Reimagine” plan introduced in 2021, the company halted internal combustion model production in anticipation of an EV relaunch set for 2025–2026.

By late 2024, Jaguar suspended sales in the U.K., leaving dealerships with almost no inventory.

"Heading into 2025," the report concluded, "Jaguar had phased out nearly every vehicle in its lineup: the XE and XF sedans, F-Type sports car, E-Pace, and I-Pace crossovers."

Other European luxury carmakers slowly introduced EV models into their lineups, while adjusting production and expectations as EV adoption slowed in recent years. Jag spun down its ICE cars before it could spin up EV production.

Remember when Coca-Cola switched to New Coke that tasted more like Pepsi? This is like Coca-Cola switching to New Coke but then not making any to put on store shelves or in soda fountains.

Jaguar: "We have this exciting new electric car!"

New Customer: "Amazing, I love it. Where can I buy one?"

Jaguar: "You want to what?"

Just what we needed, I guess, but such language!

We can always use another layer of bureaucracy, whether in our government or in our public schools, although the accompanying chart might suggest a slight slowdown in the latter might be in order, but look at the corporate gobbledygook our own school superintendent uses to announce her latest initiative — she spares no cliche, no unnecessary word in her “mission statement”; in fact, nothing in this press release would be unfamiliar to any model corporate flunky in a modern major business: sound and jargon, signifying nothing.

And that’s too bad — she might have used this opportunity to think outside the box, create a synergy that would move the needle, and use that leverage to grab the low-hanging fruit; cause a paradigm shift, to ….

Greenwich Schools Chief Announces Newly Created Position: Coordinator of Student Wellness & Support

Greenwich Public Schools Superintendent Dr. Toni Jones announced on Monday that Jessica McEvily has been named coordinator of student wellness and support, effective immediately.

In this newly created position, the coordinator of student wellness and support provides strategic leadership, supervision, and coordination of the district’s mental health initiatives.

This role ensures the effective delivery of school-based mental health services through oversight of school counselors, social workers, and school psychologists. McEvily will support the comprehensive, multi-tiered system of supports to promote the mental, emotional, and social well-being of all students.

“This unique position for our district will be focused on creating a systemic approach by creating a more cohesive partnership between psychologists, social workers, school counselors, and outside providers to build and strengthen mental health supports across K-12,” Dr. Jones said.” 

Fourth time's the charm

16 Marlow Court (at the end of Indian Head) was listed for $6.250 million in 2019, $5.850 in 2020 and again at $5.850 in 2022; no luck, even though it got a gushing, some might say fulsome write-up in Greenwich Time in 2019.* This time, it didn’t even hiot the MLS — two agents worked it out between itself, and it’s sold for $6.2 million.

Literary criticism aside, it is a very nice house, in a beautiful setting.

*Sample:

The house at 16 Marlow Court in Riverside is unique in many ways, but foremost, the little island stands out. Egrets and ospreys soar and dip over the little patch of trees and rocks in the cove off Cos Cob Harbor, hunting for fish. A red-tailed hawk makes a lazy loop over the islet.

The house at the water’s edge is beautifully situated to take advantage of the seaside tableau, but it took some visionary new owners to make the most of the old house, which dates to 1948.

Lawrence and Barbara Hathaway spent a full year in 2013 working to bring the old home into the 21st century, while maintaining the charm and character of a seaside colonial that would feel at home on Cape Cod. The structure was not expanded during the extensive renovations, maintaining its classic proportions, and the older features of the home, like a gambrel roof and a colonaded entryway, were preserved.

…..

The color palette used on the interior was picked with care. Natural grasscloth, a wall covering made of strands of natural fibers, was used to clad the front hall, a graceful way to enhance the natural connection to the outside. In the dining room, the Hathaways went with a shade of iceberg blue, playing off the watery view and a crepe myrtle just outside the window bursting with pink blossoms. The sitting room was painted in a shade of ivory. ….



After five decades of college indoctrination of the masses, a huge part of the population thinks this is a good thing (Updated)

NYC’s New Marxist Star Wants to Seize the Means of Production

(Bonus material) — you’ll never guess who says that Mamdani is the future of the Democrat Party; okay, you would.

Mamdani’s Ration Marts

I wouldn't know quite what to do with this property either, but it's definitely cool, and someone has finally come up with an answer; I hope their plans don't include a bulldozer

14 Zaccheus Mead Lane, an exotic collection of buildings constructed in 1906 and spread over 8-acres of land, has finally found a buyer. Current price is $5.9 million, it might have sold sooner had the owner not insisted on sticking to her original ask of $6.9 from June ‘24 until this past February. It’s definitely a unique parcel; here’s how listing agent Joe Barbieri describes it:

Remarks: First time on the market in over 50 years, 1906 stone house fashioned after European castle with two guest cottages on 7.81 acres (2-acre zone) in the private Rock Ridge Association. Sited atop a hill surrounded by mature trees, the one-of-a-kind main house is filled with antique wood carvings, original paneling, beamed and tracery plaster ceilings. A 2-bedroom guest cottage shares the main driveway. A Tudor-style 3-bedroom cottage has its own private driveway and detached 1-car garage off Witherell Dr - could be a potential second lot. The arboretum-like landscape is bordered by stone walls with scenic Horseneck Brook running along the western edge of the property. Opportunity to renovate, expand, or build new in an ideal location close to downtown Greenwich with exceptional privacy.

Better luck this time

29 Round Hill Club Road, (“Le Airbus”, according to its listing) currently priced at $16.5 million, reports a contract after just 62 days. That’s a marked improvement over the fortunes of the previous owners, who paid $16.250 for it in 2008 after it had been fully restored, and then tried for 2,280 days: May 2013 to September 2019, to resell it for an ever-diminishing price, starting at $18 million, before finally capitulating and accepting these owners’ offer of $9.3.