Florida Man: does he ever slow down?

Love at first bite

Love at first bite

Florida man dressed in dog costume admits to having sex with his pet husky “Ember”, filming it, and posting it online!

I haven’t checked, but the video is probably no longer available on You Tube.

(Update: I hadn’t realized, until now, that there’s something in the diagnosis manual called “zoophilia”. Give it a decade, and it will doubtless be considered just another mainstream “identity”. Remember, biology is a matter of mind over science — if Florida Man self-identifies as a husky, who are we to question?).

And there’s this, which should come as a relief to almost everyone: “A Chihuahua was also removed from Nichols home”.

Well that was quick

Police catch the suitcase killer

Da Silva, 24, was arrested late Monday in connection to the death of former flame Reyes, whose body was found dumped near Greenwich, Conn., on Feb. 5.

He was only charged with the New Rochelle woman’s kidnapping as of the Tuesday afternoon court appearance, but Greenwich cops had previously said that Da Silva “admitted a role in the death” under questioning.

The murderer is an illegal alien who got in on a visa, and stayed.

So much for the Green Dream's transcontinental bullet trains

California finally ends its bullet train project, after billions wasted

No way to build it, governor admits

Newsom added that while California has "the capacity to complete a high-speed rail link between Merced and Bakersfield," "there simply isn't a path to get from Sacramento to San Diego, let alone from San Francisco to L.A."

California voters approved this doomed railroad in 2008 despite being warned that it wouldn’t work, ever. Initial cost was estimated at $33 billion, a figure that later climbed to $77 billion, with projections of a real final cost of over $100.

Environment suits, refusal to grant right of ways, corruption and incompetence were just some of the fatal difficulties. And that was just for a short route from Los Angeles to San Francisco; how on earth do the dreamers expect to build trains across the continent? For that matter, how do they propose running transmission power lines to deliver all their solar energy?

Pending sale

4 Rapids Lane

4 Rapids Lane

(Public) schools are closed this week and that plus today’s miserable weather has kept real estate activity low, but there’s one pending sale reported that’s of interest: 4 Rapids Lane (off Winding, off Lake), currently asking $2.995 million. Ignoring the value of having a beautiful house to live in all these years, the owners haven’t hit a home run here.

They paid $3.7 million for it in 2000, renovated it and last year put it one the market at $3.975. That price had to fall a million dollars before this buyer showed up. Ow.

(It’s being carried on our tax roll at $4 million, so there’s another ow coming for us taxpayers. Our next reevaluation should be interesting, and if by then the Hartford Democrats have made good on their threat to impose a 1% tax on real property, ow ow ow.)

Sadly, millions of people suffering from Trump Derangement Syndrome will believe this

Even in the face of irrefutable proof that that’s exactly what Northam said. They don’t care — the big lie, “verified” by Twitter. There are literally dozens (hundreds?) of examples of this sort of outright lying on the internet these days, and the …

Even in the face of irrefutable proof that that’s exactly what Northam said. They don’t care — the big lie, “verified” by Twitter. There are literally dozens (hundreds?) of examples of this sort of outright lying on the internet these days, and the TDS crowd, judging from their comments on tweets, fall for them, hook, line, and sinker

Short sale on Riversville reports a contract

Believe it when it happens

Believe it when it happens

347 Riversville Road, asking $795,000. Might happen, but it’s a short sale, and those are iffy. My partner Frankie Fudrucker has the patience to work through short sales but I don’t: you’re dealing with low-level bank employees in banks’ work-out departments, who are fired or quit every few months, forcing you to start negotiations all over again. Frank can do that, I refuse.

This isn’t a Lockwood & Mead deal, though, so I don’t know the status of the contract or how solid the deal is. Washington Mutual was foolish enough to loan $1.160 on the place back in 2007, but WaMu is long gone, and Chase owns the paper, doubtless purchased for pennies on the dollar. I’d think they’d be glad to get this property off their book, but with bankers, who knows?

An odd property, with a rocky hill leading to the Merrit Parkway above it and the usable land in front, but not all that bad and, even for Riversville, an affordable price that probably makes sense. Sort of.

Must be bonus season

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184 Shore Road, new construction in Old Greenwich and asking $4.195 million, has a contract after just 132 days. I don’t necessarily get it because, to my eye, it suffers from mediocre architecture and a rather unpleasant location, directly exposed to beach traffic, but it is new, and that always holds some appeal, to some buyers.

The listing excitedly proclaims “not in flood zone!” . The tax card, and my own experience of over 60 years living in town, suggests otherwise, but whatever.

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Real Estate Tar Babies

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I see that 50 Sumner Road, way up near New York, has fired its broker but come back on the market at the same price it didn’t sell at before, $3.650 million. Some time ago — 2010— a friend of mine paid $1.650 for this place, poured a ton of money into it and tried to get $2.650 for his efforts. He sold it for $1.575 in 2017. These current owners have completely redone the house, redesigning it and making it almost new, and tried, first, for $3.6 million, then raised its price to the current $3.650. The logic of that move may elude ordinary mortals, but the fact remains: it isn’t selling.

50 Sumner road

50 Sumner road

And there’s a lesson here: certain neighborhoods have price ceilings, and owners who put more into a house than the market for the neighborhood will permit are just wasting their money, no matter how nice they make their house. And the more they put in, the deeper they’re stuck.

It’s not just Sumner Road that holds such traps, of course. I recall a house on Frontier, in Cos Cob, that I was asked to give a price opinion on. I gave it, it was rejected in favor of another agent’s far-higher price (naturally), and when it failed to sell, that agent persuaded the owners to spend $180,000 on a new kitchen. It eventually sold for the price I’d suggested, almost to the penny, but the retiree-owners, who’d told me three years before that they simply wanted to move on to their Hawaiian condominium and finish out their time on earth, had their move delayed and their savings diminished, and for what?

Another tar baby neighborhood is upper Taconic and, across the border in North Stamford, Farms Road. There are many examples of North Stamford over-improvements, but 111 Farms Road is illustrative. The owner paid just $500,000 in 2000 for a tiny 1820 farmhouse and completely transformed it, tripling its size (at least), putting in incredible wood work, and made it into a quirky, but gorgeous home. He tried for $2.895 million in 2014, which represented a loss, and sold it for $1.610 in 2017. That was a shame, from my perspective, because I had clients who loved it when it was asking $2.5 and were tempted, but ultimately balked. I’m sure they’d have struck at, say, $1.8.

111 Farms road

111 Farms road

But all is this is to say that owners should be aware of their surroundings: don’t over-improve for your neighborhood, or you’ll just end up contributing a nice new kitchen, or even an entire renovation, to new owners. And for heaven’s sake, if you can’t get your asking price, do not put good money after bad. That’s the tar baby speaking, in the guise of your agent. Cut and run.