Off to the snowy woods

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I’ll be off the airwaves until next Sunday or so while I serve as the first line of defense for Greenwich’s ornamental shrubbery by harassing deer in Maine (hey, you don’t stop them up there, they’ll soon end up in Riverside, nibbling your azaleas, and won’t you be sorry?)

No cellphone, no email, no Internet — who said there is no heaven? When I return, the local election will be over, the daily parade of outraged Trump deniers will still be going on, and in other words, the world will have continued as normal. Whether that’s a good thing, I’ll consider while taking the week off.

Jill Oberlander and the gang of five

At least Schultz didn’t throw him friends under the bus

At least Schultz didn’t throw him friends under the bus

When she and her fellow Democrat BET slate were found to have violated our state campaign financing law by spending $349,000 more than the $1,000 limit on electioneering, First Selectman candidate Jill Oberland refused to accept blame, and claimed that she had “no idea” that her running mate Tony Turner was spending so much on her behalf. “Who, me?” she asked.”Why, I had no idea!”

Now that running mate, the former head of the Greenwich Democratic Party and current BET member Tony Turner, has detailed what went on during his and his fellow Democrats’ illegal, but successful campaign to capture control of the Borad of Estimate and Taxation.

…. I decided to campaign for the seat of Board of Estimate and Taxation in the Town of Greenwich. It was my first time running for any elected, partisan position in Greenwich. I am a team player and I felt it was important for Democrats to have an opportunity to win the majority of votes on the BET in order to gain leadership positions. I put the idea forward to my fellow Democrats: Elizabeth Krumeich, Jill Oberlander, Leslie Moriarty, David Weisbrod, and Jeff Ramer.

In the weeks that followed we worked together as a team. We discussed strategy, SEEC regulations, and scheduling. In fact, most of my emails to this group began with, “Hi team.” We won and they took a lot of credit for the win. Yet, when faced with being a member of that team under difficult circumstances, they abandoned me and the truth.

I have always held the highest regard for the law, and noting our state’s complex campaign finance laws, I proactively contacted and continuously communicated with our state’s most senior campaign compliance attorneys during the entire nine-week campaign.

The financial aspects of the campaign could not have been more transparent between me and the SEEC, the State Elections Enforcement Commission. My actions were either known by or actually pre-approved by the SEEC. In some cases their communications included suggestions, in writing, to help me remain compliant. All of this activity is evidenced in SEEC’s compliance logging technology. I followed every suggestion and I followed their advice in every way.

My fellow Democratic candidates have all denied to the SEEC their degree of involvement and knowledge of the campaign activities and spending. The emails in my possession demonstrate that this is not only false, they show that I proactively kept them informed or sought their approval, or both, on a regular and consistent basis.

In writing, I informed my fellow Democrats that the campaign for majority was going to be “quite expensive and a heavy lift.” “That printers, phone bankers and door-knockers were standing by,” and later, that “30 door knockers would start canvassing later in the week.”

Furthermore, I sent them copies of everything and requested their attribution language, which they sent to me. They were involved in voter post card content, added their photos and bios for a voter card at polling locations, and verified focus points and issues for literature. I sent them details on the barbeques including that all town permits and licenses and worked with them specifically to plan events, including the barbeques, around their schedules.

They received all mailings of the campaign and verified in email that at least 7-8 mailings would be conducted. They made regular visits to campaign headquarters where all activity was coordinated.
Most disturbingly, I sent them each a copy of the 2017 Municipal Elections Guide from the SEEC for their review.

All but one of the other BET candidates were indisputably very experienced in running for and holding multiple public offices. I was the rookie. Three of them: Jill Oberlander, Beth Krumeich, and Jeff Ramer, are attorneys. They had a responsibility to

a) know the law,

b) help the rest of us to understand the law, and

c) tell the truth when questioned after the fact about the law.

Their actions are shameful and I believe they have not only betrayed me and their party but the public trust as well.[emphasis dded]


I vigorously fought the allegations but realized that another two-year legal battle and the fees that would have cost far exceeded the amount of a settlement.

This entire process has opened my eyes but not diminished my desire to serve the public. Quite the opposite. I will continue being a vocal supporter of my town and state, and I will do everything in my power to make sure those we elect actually do the job they were elected to do.

Oberlander refused direct comment to FWIW on Turner’s assertions, but did submit the following record of her final meeting with the befuddled campaigner:





After an unbroken string of victories, Hitler advances west of the Elbe

But what happened to our magnificent Panzers?

But what happened to our magnificent Panzers?

Kamala abandons active campaign efforts in New Hampshire, and will just mail it in instead

The Harris campaign closed all three of her field offices in the state and laid off more than 10 workers, CBS News reported.

“A handful of staffers will run a scaled-down campaign out of the Manchester headquarters,” a campaign spokesperson told CBS News in a statement.

Harris no longer plans to head to the Granite State to file for the primary in person, and instead will mail in her declaration of candidacy, according to the report.

“Senator Harris and this team set out with one goal – to win the nomination and defeat Donald Trump in 2020,” Harris’ communication director told CBS.

“To do so, the campaign has made a strategic decision to realign resources and go all-in on Iowa,” the spokesperson added.

Did Greenwich just gain a bunch of Bradys?

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The rumor is that Tom Brady closed on Lower Cross Road yesterday, The Conyers Farm property, priced at $13.9 million, has been reported as pending since last May, so there’s been a long delay; up in this price range buyers usually don’t have to beg their wives for an advance on their allowance, but maybe Gisele’s been strict these past six months — who knows?

But it’d be fun to have Bradys in town, and if the QB is as visible — and friendly, as Ron Howard was when he lived here, we could have some nice, if brief encounters. Certainly it’d be more exciting than running into any one of our hundreds of hedge fund billionaires. I mean, Cliff Asness is a great guy, and I was delighted to meet him, once, but did he generate that “tingle up the leg” Chris Matthews speaks of? No.

So I hope the rumor’s true. I’m headed into the Maine woods and won’t be able to check the daybook in the Town Clerk’s office (not that would tell us much, as purchases of this size are almost always done in the name of an anonymous LLC) and we’ll just have to wait a bit to find out.

Whoever has bought it did so at a discount, even if he paid full price — the previous sale, in 2014, was for $15.850.

Plenty of room for tag football

Plenty of room for tag football

UPDATE: Someone else is reporting this, but with no more backup than I have, so take it with a grain of salt.

UPDATE II: Well, dang! Reader “Jet” debunks the rumor, and I give a confident debunking more credibility than the original rumor it’s debunking. Here’s Jet:

“I can 100% confirm that this story is false. While it would have been nice to see Tom, and even nicer to see his wife around town, they are not the new owners of 19 Lower Cross.”

Well, at least he didn't kill her — at least he didn't do THAT!

Free Sugar Bear!photo credit: Rashid Umar Abbasi

Free Sugar Bear!

photo credit: Rashid Umar Abbasi

Pimp “Sugar Bear” admits to chopping up his ho and stashing her head in his freezer, but employs the SOD defense as to the actual murder.

It’s always “some other dude”, and I believe ‘em, just as I do the “Two Beer Defense”, the gold standard in attacking D.U.I. charges.

A Brooklyn pimp on trial for slaying his prostitute girlfriend and then butchering her body insists he didn’t kill the woman — he just chopped up her corpse and stashed her head in his freezer because he “didn’t want to be blamed” for her death.

Good, bold opening gambit by Sugar Bear’s PD, but then the lady lawyer let him down: “[She] did not provide an alternate explanation for the 32-year-old Foster’s death.” You always want to give the jurors an alternative explanation, and with a Brooklyn jury, who knows? They might buy it.

Land sale (although it did come with a 1910 house) on Lake Avenue

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1016 Lake Avenue has sold for $2.205 million, on an original —2016 — price of $4.750. 9.8 acres, total.

My memory tells me that this was once listed, some years go, for quite a bit more, but either that memory is faulty, which is not unheard of, or the record’s been cleared; also not unheard of. Of course, it doesn’t matter what someone asks, but what he gets. In this case, $225,000 per acre.

“Lake” House

“Lake” House