Bye, bye Buttigieg?

Joey, have you ever seen a grown man naked?

Joey, have you ever seen a grown man naked?

Our valiant veteran has a cold, and has been forced to cancel upcoming fundraisers in Florida.

Red State:

 Buttigieg is basically broke. In the last FEC report, he has less cash on hand than his previous month’s burn rate. Politico has some good insight on that:

Read that carefully alongside the FEC report. His urgent appeal for funds got him about 2 weeks of operating funds. And he canceled fundraisers — in Florida, which, arguably, is one his more friendly states.

Buttigieg may have a cold but that isn’t what is causing him to cancel fundraisers when he’s broke. He’s out after Tuesday when his strategy of focusing on ‘delegate accumulation by [congressional] district, not states’ is revealed for the fraud that it is.

Damn, just when I’d finally bothered learning to spell his name.

Do we really need an 80,000 sq.ft. cancer center?

Abandon all hope, ye who enter here

Abandon all hope, ye who enter here

For decades, Greenwich Hospital has been known for being a great place to give birth and a comfortable place to die; if they were looking for any other service, wise patients looked elsewhere. Now the institution proposes to extend its franchise to cancer treatment. The hospital head, Norm Roth ($2.9 million salary, highest per patient count in the U.S.) claims that Greenwich cancer patients currently going to, say, Sloane Kettering, would stay and fill our local hospital’s coffers if given the choice.

Fifty percent of Greenwich cancer patients are going elsewhere for treatment. There is one  exception, which is the treatment of breast cancer patients.

“The majority are remaining here for treatment because of the outstanding reputation of Barbara Ward and Alyssa Gillego, the two surgeons who are treating them,” he said. “And they are primarily in classifications 1 and 2, the lowest levels of aggressive cancer.”

Maybe it’s a case of, if you build it, they will come, but the little I know of complicated medical procedures is that the more often they’re performed, the better the odds. I personally would rather be operated on by a surgeon who does six-dozen of them a year, rather than a handful; let someone else be the practice dummy.

Or not; I’m not particularly knowledgable about health care delivery. But our local hospital often seems to more interested in expanding its piece of the medical care pie than meeting the actual needs of patients who are presently underserved. There’s no indication that it’s concerned with or capable of delivering anything of quality except babies, so why will this new project be different?

And watch out for their next project:

“Each year 1,000 Greenwich residents are picked up by GEMS and deemed trauma and brought to another hospital 6.6 miles away,” [Roth] said, referring to Stamford Hospital’s Level II trauma center. “To me that is our failure to provide the services necessary to meet the basic healthcare needs of Greenwich residents.”

Missed revenue is more like it.

Finally!

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55 Winding Lane, currently priced at $3.395 million, has a pending sale. Back in October, I claimed that this property had been on the market since Elizabeth Feake stole Tod’s Point from the Indians, and although that was a slight exaggeration, it has been for sale since 2012, when it started at $6.495, and that’s a long time, even in Greenwich.

At this price it’s a great deal, even allowing for deferred maintenance.

There's something awesome about unquenchable optimism

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65 Hunting Ridge Road is back, this time priced at $5.695. It was first offered to the public at $10.750 million in 2011, and keeps bobbing to the surface at various suggested prices, all so far unsuccessful.

But someday, if not someday soon, someone’s going to look at this house and say, “hey, wait a minute ….”. One can hope that it won’t be an estate sale by then.

(Snark aside, though snarky is so much fun, this is a very nice house, built by Aberdeen, one of the best. Separate guest house, beautiful interiors, and a price that’s a lot more reasonable than before. I’d hate to see a buyer veer away from this house just because I poked fun at it because, while there are a lot of unfortunate homes out there, this isn’t one of them. And no, I didn’t receive an angry email from the owner or agent to prompt this note, I just thought I’d point out its qualities.)

Speaking of not getting out what you put in ...

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25 Dublin Hill Drive, currently asking $3.995 million, is reported as pending. The sellers paid $6.725 for it in December ‘04, and placed it back on the waters in March 2018 at $5.995.

I always felt there was something off-putting about this house, so I was surprised at that nearly-$7 million sale back then. A sale this time in, say, the mid-$3s is more understandable, even if I personally might have chosen a competitor in this price range.

Interesting pricing decision

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17 Hendrie Avenue is new to the market today at $3.575 million. That seems like a decent price for this house, which was built by Nick Barile — good builder — in 2005, but I’m surprised that the owner positioned it so “reasonably”, given its strong price history.

Nick sold it new in 2005 for $3.3 million, and that buyer put in a pool and resold it in 2007, 34 DOM, for $3.775. It sold again in 2014, 10 DOM, for $4.1.

So I’d have expected to see it this time at around that $4.1 figure, not discounted by $525,000. There’s nothing wrong with pricing a house to sell it; in fact, I recommend it, but owners usually don’t, at least for the first few months before reality sets in.

Is this a reflection of current market conditions or just a desire of the owners to get through the sales process and move on? I certainly have no idea, but I’m curious to see what develops.

Poor Randy Andy

Love before its time

Love before its time

Snubbed at his birthday party by his own brothers (sound familiar, Gideon?)

Who the hell cares, but this bit fun:

The do ended with “a few games after dinner” of what [Daily Mail correspondent Sebastian] Shakespeare called “the high-spirited sort that the Royal Family has favored for generations.”

Oh, that Royal Family and their high spirited games! Pin the tail on the jackass? Piss in the peasants’ pottage? Or just a delightful game of whist? Can’t tell with these lovable, whacky people.

Speaking of total, batshit crazy times, here's what they're saying at MSNBC

Someone simply must intervene

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Biden claims that 150 million Americans have been shot to death in the past 13 years. And we’re just barely into 2020.

"150 million people have been killed since 2007, when Bernie voted to exempt the gun manufacturers from liability. More than all the wars! Including Vietnam! From that point on, carnage on our streets, and I want to tell you, if I'm elected [turns awkwardly to camera and points], I'm coming for you, and gun manufacturers, I'm going to take you on and I'm going ... blurble [drowned out in cheers]."

The bizarre thing about this, aside from the man’s decision to go all-out on control in, wait for it, South Carolina, is that Biden seemed to believe what he was saying was true; half the U.S. population felled by gunfire in just over a decade.

Next thing you know, the poor guy’s gonna announce that he’s running for the U.S. Senate.

UPDATE: As usual, the Babylon Bee is on the story: Joe Biden claims he’s the only human left on earth who hasn’t been killed by gun violence.

CHARLESTON, SC—Joe Biden made the incredible claim at last night's debate that he is the last remaining survivor of gun violence on the earth.

"Tragically, 7,767,050,847 have been killed by gun violence in the last week alone, and I am the only one left," he said somberly, apparently oblivious to the living people all around him. "If anyone were left to hear me today, my message would be, 'Please, never again should we let billions be killed by guns.'"

"We must pass legislation to ensure that deadly, fully automatic blunderbusses and cannons be banned from our great land. Thank you, Mr. Cronkite."

Biden then asked for a moment to huff a few grams of Metamucil before he could continue.

"In conclusion, I'd like to thank the people of Nevada -- who are all dead -- for having me out today. It's a wonderful country," he added before turning and solemnly walking right off the end of the stage, suffering minor injuries.

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