This may explain the recent transgender fad

Misassigned at birth

Misassigned at birth

Woman suffering from depression thinks she’s a rooster. Not a hen, a rooster.

When being a human gets too hard, the brain will cope with psychological stress in fascinating ways.

…. In the Dutch medical journal Tijdschrift voor Psychiatrie, psychologists described the case of one 54-year-old woman, unnamed in their case study, who was found in her garden “clucking and crowing like a rooster”  — a condition called zoanthropy, or the delusion of believing oneself is not human, but animal.

They described the woman as being “disoriented” during their examination, while also reporting an unfamiliar sensation in her limbs, “as if they were not fit for her body … and flapped uncontrollably,” the study read. The patient noted that she’d hardly slept in five days.

…. After an emergency dose of an anti-epileptic drug, the woman slept for several hours at the hospital.

Upon waking, she was back to normal — but she had no recollection of her stint as a chicken.

…. Perhaps one of the first known cases of zoanthropy can be found in the Bible’s book of Daniel where it is written that King Nebuchadnezzar was condemned by God to live as a cow — called boanthropy — for seven years as a remedy for the Babylonian ruler’s arrogance. Medical historians believe, if not God, that his condition may have been part of hallucinations caused by advanced syphilis or some other neurological disorder.

So, maybe dose them with anti-epileptic drugs?

Just sayin’.

If the the riots raging in our cities can be described as "mostly peaceful", I suppose the individual on the right could be called "mostly woman" with the same degree of accuracy

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Two women charged with beating state senator

Two women accused of assaulting a Wisconsin state senator as he took photos of a crowd that toppled two statues during a protest last month have been arrested, police said.

State Sen. Tim Carpenter, a Democrat from Milwaukee, was attacked in Madison on June 24 as he pointed his phone at a group of protesters who tore down two statues on Capitol grounds. He was repeatedly punched and kicked in the head and later required surgery for his wounds, the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel reports.

“I don’t know what happened … all I did was stop and take a picture … and the next thing I’m getting five, six punches, getting kicked in the head,” Carpenter told the newspaper last month.

Two people within the “angry mob” that allegedly attacked Carpenter, identified by police as Samantha Hamer, 26, and Kerida O’Reilly, 33, both of Madison, surrendered to cops Monday. Both are now facing charges of substantial battery as a party to a crime and robbery with use of force as a party to a crime, police said Monday.

Monday’s statement did not identify Carpenter by name, but Madison police said a politician reported to cops that he decided to use his phone to capture the protests just before he was assaulted.

“As he did, three people rushed toward him, saying something about his phone,” police said. “One knocked it out of his hand. He said he was then sucker punched. He fell to the ground and was battered by several people.”

I especially like this part, because liberals all think that the mob is after someone else:

A nearby reporter told police roughly 10 people proceeded to kick and punch Carpenter as he tried to explain that he was an ally to the demonstrators.

As for mostly peaceful:

The assault took place just after a Molotov cocktail was tossed into a government office in Madison, where protesters also tore down two statues, including one of Col. Hans Christian Heg, an abolitionist who died while fighting for the Union in the Civil War.

Real estate descriptions (and the agents who write them) are the same all over

Have I got a deal for you!

Have I got a deal for you!

From FWIW’s New Mexico correspondent:

We make fun of real estate agents who make lakes out of ponds. In Taos, indeed probably all of NM, where water is scarce, they take it a step further. Consider this inviting description (found here:)

"A pond is created by a natural spring and brings a water element to this property."

Behold said pond. 

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Attention Greenwich Invisible: here's what your champions have in mind for the town; it may be of interest to property owners, too

Biden voter

Biden voter

A leader of the Riverside Association (I never know whether someone wants to be publicly associated with this column, so I go to anonymity by default) sends along this article by Darien’s First Selectman. Are our own leaders (sic) on top of this? Have they spoken out publicly against it? To ask is to answer.

On March 12, the Connecticut General Assembly suspended its regular session in response to the COVID-19 pandemic crisis. Governor Lamont has since announced that at least one special session will be called to address, among other things, police accountability in response to the death of George Floyd at the hands of Minneapolis police.

Mr. Floyd’s death on May 25 ignited a national debate on the topics of systemic racism and racial injustice in America today. Here in Connecticut, there is growing support for the idea that racial segregation and inequities are rooted in and perpetuated by discriminatory land use laws and zoning regulations that discourage the development of affordable and higher density housing.

Sweeping zoning reforms are now being proposed by various legislative caucuses (see SenateDems.CT.gov - Juneteenth agenda) and advocacy groups (see DesegregateCT.org), and pressure is mounting to add consideration of the legislation to an upcoming special session agenda.

Notable proposals include:

o Elimination of single-family zoning laws

o Modifications to the property tax structure to raise taxes on land while lowering taxes on developments

o Increased access to and availability of housing subsidies

o Expansion of “no strings attached” home ownership

o Laws to hold cities and towns accountable if they enact or enforce land use policies considered to be segregationist

o Allowing as of right, accessory dwelling units in single family zones

o Allowing as of right, 2-4 family housing units on half the land area within ½ mile radius of fixed transit stations and ¼ mile radius of commercial centers

o Requiring 10% of all land area in cities and towns with 5,000+ residents to be zoned to allow for 2-4 family homes

o Reduced parking requirements for housing developments

o Elimination of public hearings and special permits for multi-family housing applications

o Mandated training for zoning commissioners and staff

o Elimination of the word “character” from local zoning laws

o Capping of consultant fees passed through from municipalities to housing developers

o Modernized traffic and sewer standards

o Formation of a legislative working group to draft model zoning regulations

Improving the quality of life for all Connecticut residents is a critical objective for municipal and state leaders. Housing proponents believe passionately that more integrated communities, greater income equality and improved educational outcomes can only be achieved through substantive changes in Connecticut zoning law to facilitate the development of more affordable, higher-density housing in suburban communities.

New Haven Mayor, Justin Elicker, wrote in a July 16 CT Mirror opinion piece titled “Let’s Tax Connecticut’s Segregation,” that the state should impose a tax on communities that use exclusionary zoning regulations to perpetuate racial segregation. Mayor Elicker wrongfully incriminates the Town of Darien and others in his article. He is clearly unaware that Darien adopted inclusionary zoning regulations in 2009 that have been very useful in our mission to add affordable housing choice in our community. Since 2000, of the 852 multi-family housing units constructed and approved for construction, 31.7% are affordable units.

Read the Mirror piece here.

While many issues are understandably demanding your attention right now, I encourage you to stay informed on this important topic and to reach out to your state representatives so you can ask questions and know how they will be voting on these proposals.

Jayme Stevenson

Town of Darien, First Selectman

Sharks in Maine, Kung Flu rampaging at our clubs, Obama and the Wokes on the Vineyard: where do we go?

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The generosity of Belle Haven just continues to spread

A Message from RYC's Commodore

Fellow Members:

I was afraid this might happen. 

On Monday of last week, one of our young lifeguards told us that they had attended the now infamous party the previous Saturday night and potentially been exposed to COVID.   We sent the lifeguard home with instructions not to return until they had had two successive negative tests the last of which was at least 5 days later.   The employee has not been to RYC since then.  Their first test on Wednesday of last week came back negative.  Their second test last Friday was initially reported as negative, but late this evening that result was changed to positive.

We believe it highly unlikely that this person would have had exposure to anyone other than their fellow lifeguards and supervisors on the one post-party day that they worked.  None of our other staff members has been symptomatic (and all are temperature tested daily).  Nevertheless, we are closing the pool immediately so that all lifeguards and aquatic staff may be tested.    

We cannot now say when the pool will reopen, a decision that will likely depend on the results of those tests.  We believe that lifeguards rarely have contact with campers, so we will not yet be closing the sailing or morning programs. 

Again, as I asked a few days ago, please encourage all members of your family to be wise in their actions beyond RYC and responsible about potential exposures to the virus.  And should you see anyone walking the grounds without a face covering, please do not feel bashful about politely asking that they safeguard your health and mine by complying with that rule. 

Commodore

Whatever was left on Maine's tourist season after the Covid shutdown, this should finish it

There’s still golf!

There’s still golf!

Woman eaten by Great White off Harpswell

Brother Anthony (never “Tony”, but perhaps “Stumpy” in the near future) summers here. Fortunately for him, he doesn’t surf fish, so no wading for him. And if he ever swam in his life, I wasn’t there to see it.

In related news, the woke of Portland, not to be outdone by their sister-city in the west, have let the homeless set up outside City Hall, erecting tents in front of and blocking the entrance. Because so many of the bums and their allies aren’t wearing face masks or practicing physical distancing, and rather than allow the police to move them, the town has closed the building to citizens and sent its employees home. Day six and counting.

Downton portland is already a ghost town these days, so I suppose this won’t make much difference, but there was a time when cities were more civilized than this.

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Portland’s main thoroughfare, Congress Street, 9:45 AM Monday

Portland’s main thoroughfare, Congress Street, 9:45 AM Monday

Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want and get it, good and hard

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Upper West Side residents horrified to see the mayor they voted for move junkies and winos into their neighborhood

“We’re back to where we were fifty years ago,” longtime area resident Michael D’Onofrio told The Post – referring to the area’s decrepit and dangerous conditions in the 1970s.

Don Evans, a restaurant operator and consultant who lives one block away, fumed, “This f—ing mayor. He wants to piss people off.”

Evans, chairman of the Taste of the Upper West Side food festivals, said, “A lot of people on the Upper West Side are away now. They’re going to be shocked when they get back to the city.”

Jane Hershcopf Shreck, a film continuity supervisor and arts administrator who is returning with her husband from a stay on the East End, said, “I’m now terrified to go home.” She’s lived across the street from the Lucerne since 1976 and worries that the homeless influx will revive conditions when “there were places where you couldn’t walk.”

Comments posted on the web site of the Upper West Side Rag, which first reported the Lucerne takeover, included, “As a parent with a young child who owns an apartment close to the Lucerne, I am literally terrified of what this could mean to the safety of our neighborhood and our family.”

And not just homeless winos either. The city’s also importing dozens of sex offenders to live amidst the taxpayers.

Had a single resident of the Upper West Side ever voted for anything except a Democrat in his/her/its/whatever’s life, I’d almost feel sorry for them as their neighbors receive their just desserts. But I doubt such a person exists, so screw ‘em: these are the same people who will force the suburbs to repeal their zoning laws and permit multi-story “moderate income” apartment buildings to be built in single-family zones.

As Ed Koch said upon losing his primary bid to David Dinkins, “the voters have spoken and now they must be punished”. Boy, were they.

Yippings from the peanut gallery

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For some months now an odd little fellow has been posting on Gideon’s rather somnolent blog, gloating over the imagined collapse of Gideon’s real estate practice due to a boycott of woke-minded persons like himself. Sample: 

Just wonder how much business you have lost being a prominent supporter of Trump? Can’t be good For business when you support someone with such questionable moral and ethical standards?

Either he figured out that it was Gideon’s brother’s blog where all the good stuff is, or he added up Gideon’s sales for just this year, calculated Gideon’s share of the commissions, and stopped when he got into seven figures. Whatever the reason, his nurse having again entrusted him with a crayon, he wrote this time to me:

I thought Chris Fountain was a legitimate real estate broker and was going to refer him to some of my NYC friends. After reading this blog and learning more about his views, I don't think I will. That's called capitalism.

While I naturally regret the loss of those friends’ (the technical term for which being “Harveys”) business, my grief is assuaged by the knowledge that Section 8 housing is practically non-existent in Greenwich, so I couldn’t have helped them anyway.

But I do thank the writer for letting me know what I‘m missing.