The Biden Rule: Granny, you stay put; illegals, you're free to roam about the country

Adios, write when you find work. And say hola to your Abuela for us!

Adios, write when you find work. And say hola to your Abuela for us!

Elections have consequences

President Biden’s health honcho, Rochelle Walensky, announced Monday that vaccinated Americans can visit with others who are vaccinated in small groups at home. But when Walensky was asked about visiting grandchildren, she said no, unless the kids are local. Even vaccinated people must avoid traveling, the director of the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention insisted: “Every time there’s a surge in travel, we have a surge in cases in this country.”

The Biden administration is making one exception, however. It’s OK to wade across the Rio Grande River and enter the US illegally. Even if you have COVID-19, you can get on a bus in a Texas border town and travel to any part of our nation. Never mind how far and wide COVID-infected migrants spread the virus as they fan out.

A million pipeline jobs lost? That was just a warm up

we’re from the Democrat Party, and we’re here to help (our union friends)

we’re from the Democrat Party, and we’re here to help (our union friends)

Biden endorses the anti-gig law that will destroy 57 million jobs

I’ve been railing against this fascist concept for several years, ever since California imposed it on its citizens and NY and NJ pols initiated the same

With the rise of gig economy jobs such as driving for Uber and other forms of independent work enabled by the digital era, more than 57 million Americans now work as freelancers in some capacity. But President Biden just endorsed a radical labor law that endangers their livelihood.

House Democrats recently reintroduced the PRO Act, which, among many sweeping reforms, would make many commonplace forms of independent contractor (freelance) arrangements illegal. It’s based on a California law that was so dysfunctional even voters in the very blue state voted to change it.

“The Administration strongly encourages the House to pass [the PRO Act] and looks forward to working with the Congress to enact this critical legislation that safeguards workers’ rights to organize and bargain collectively,” the White House said in a statement on Monday. “The PRO Act will strengthen our democracy and advance dignity in the workplace.”

It purports to stop workers from being “misclassified” as freelancers in order to force companies to hire them full-time. But the PRO Act’s redefinition of freelance worker is so narrow that a worker can only provide a company with a freelance service that is outside its normal purview. For example, Uber is a driving company. It couldn't hire drivers as freelancers, but it could potentially hire a janitor as a freelancer.

Essentially, flexible freelance jobs such as Uber drivers or part-time newspaper columnists would be illegal in their current forms. (My writing as a regular contributor for the Washington Examiner would be unlawful).

Some people might get hired on full-time as a result, but many more would lose work altogether — and many freelancers don’t want to be full-time employees. It’s often the flexible schedule and ad hoc arrangement that draws stay-at-home mothers to freelance writing or after-hours workers to their Uber side hustle.

“More than 70% of 1099-M gig workers say they are working independently by their own choice, not because they can’t find a 9-to-5 job,” Forbes reports.

Freelancing can pay well, too. According to a 2019 survey, a whopping 40% of gig economy workers earn more than $100,000 annually, while another 35.7% make from $50,000 to $100,000. And, of course, being your own boss, choosing which projects to accept, and having a flexible schedule are pretty darn attractive perks.

The PRO Act would take all this away from millions of independent contractors, whom liberal elites have declared “misclassified” or “exploited.” (Because they know better than you.)

Biden claims this is a pro-labor reform, but polling consistently shows that actual freelancers don’t support or want the PRO Act. Ironically, representatives of almost every worker group lobbied hard for exemptions from this “pro-labor” law when it passed in California.

Uber nearly had to shut down operations in the Golden State altogether. Freelance journalists and writers based in California were laid off by the hundreds. Florists, musicians, translators, and countless other kinds of workers were hurt by the regulatory crackdown — with almost no one actually benefiting from it.

Why would we ever want to bring this kind of dysfunction nationwide?

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Millions of workers would lose the flexibility that made gig work attractive in the first place. The jobs that still did exist at these companies would quickly be forced to become the kind of 9-to-5 scheduled work many freelance workers intentionally sought to avoid.

The idea is to put more people on the dole and thus dependent upon and under the control of the government, force people back into cubicles at 9-5 jobs, and enrich the unions. Will former Uber customers really return to conventional taxi service and bring about the creation of thousands of new taxi driver/union-dues-paying workers? That’s the idea, but Uber arose in response to a dying, obsolete system, it didn’t cause it. And again, Uber is just the tip of the iceberg of the people targeted by the Democrats.

UPDATE: The House passed the law last night.

But not to worry — Lorena Gonzoles, the California legislator behind AB5, the model for this new nation-wide law, asked about the thousands of freelancers losing the9r livelihood, replied, “those were never good jobs to begin with”. As a lawyer who has sucked at the public teat her entire career, she would know.

Wait – There’s more!

A Democratic freelance writer penned an opinion piece in NBC News about the dangers of the bill (emphasis mine):

Right now, my party is pushing a bill called the Protecting the Right to Organize Act, or the PRO Act, in an ostensible bid to help gig workers exploited by employers who won't give them health care coverage and other benefits. But because of a problematic clause in the bill, it's far more con than pro for me. The bill could end my ability to be my own boss, set my own hours and otherwise live the American worker's dream.

The problem with the measure, which is being voted on by the House on Tuesday, is its way of determining who's considered an employee. Instead of using the IRS standard, which can tell the difference between an independent contractor and an employee, it uses a far narrower standard from the 1930s — called the ABC test— that can't.

According to the ABC test, businesses need to treat someone like me as an employee — with all the rights and benefits that entails — even if I'm writing only a single story for them. Ditto for all types of creatives who support themselves through gigs, like actors, artists and musicians. How many companies will continue to use our services under these circumstances? It's simply not feasible.

Biden's Handlers Shocked, Shocked, that Iran's proxies in Yeman are back at work

Hooray for America!

Hooray for America!

There’s a plan here, and while the Obama war mongers and defense industry profiteers support it, we were told that Biden would control them not bring them back into power. Guess not.

Two weeks after removing Yemen’s Iran-backed Houthi insurgents from the State Department’s list of foreign terrorist organizations, the Biden administration pled with Houthis to stop launching terrorist attacks against civilian targets in Saudi Arabia.

White House press secretary Jen Psaki said on Monday the Administration is “alarmed by the frequency of Houthi attacks on Saudi Arabia,” and understands the Saudis face “genuine security threats from Yemen and others in the region.”

“Escalating attacks like these are not the actions of a group that is serious about peace,” Psaki said, to unintentionally comical effect, given both the behavior of the Houthis and their constant threats to accelerate their attacks even further.

The escalating attacks Psaki referred to was the drone and missile strike against civilian oil facilities in Saudi Arabia on Sunday. The Saudi military coalition intercepted another armed Houthi drone on Tuesday, this one targeting Khamis Mushait, a major commercial hub and one of the largest cities in Saudi Arabia. 

U.S. State Department spokesman Ned Price on Monday called upon the Houthis to “demonstrate their willingness to engage in a political process.”

“They need to quite simply stop attacking and start negotiating. Only then will we be able to make progress towards the political settlement that we’re after,” Price said.

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“We are and remain deeply concerned by the frequency of Houthi attacks on Saudi Arabia. Attacks like these are not the actions of a group that is serious about peace,” Price said, hitting the same talking points as Psaki.

The Houthis do not generally present themselves as a group that is “serious about peace.” Their motto is “Allah is Great, Death to America, Death to Israel, Curse the Jews, Victory for Islam.”

The Houthis are strongly supported by Iran, the world’s leading state sponsor of terrorism, and were mentored by Iran’s terrorist proxy Hezbollah. The Yemeni insurgents had just been caught stealing humanitarian aid when the Biden administration decided they should no longer be regarded as terrorists.

Supreme Leader of Iran Greets Joe in the Rose Garden

Cry me a rivulet

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Buzzfeed fires 47 JoUrNaLiStS

By Bonchie;

The Huffington Post, a mainstay in the liberal media-sphere, was recently acquired by Buzzfeed. That’s led to a restructuring that saw 47 journalists (to the extent that any of the hacks at that outlet can be considered such) fired today.

As you can expect, the gnashing of teeth has been immense.

While I’m not usually going to root for someone to lose their job, I find myself feeling incredibly indifferent about this situation. The Huffington Post is a left-wing rag that has never been shy about its support for job-killing, liberal environmental policies. When Biden killed the Keystone XL pipeline, destroying at least 11,000 well-paying jobs along the way, nearly every left-wing journalist in existence cheered. If you were to have polled the employees at The Huffington Post, you can bet at least 95%+ were in support of Biden’s move. To them, the people who lost their jobs were just a number, a necessary cost to allow rich left-wingers to virtue signal about climate change.

Yet, when job losses hit closer to home, we are supposed to suddenly care and feel sympathy? Besides, I’m assured that the job market for building solar panels is all the rage right now. Perhaps it’s time for a career change?

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[T]e contrast in levels of outrage here is stark, and it shows just how out of touch and insulated those in the news media truly are. When the little people in flyover country lost their jobs due to pointless government action, journalists at The Huffington Post had no problem writing approvingly without a hint of sympathy for those that would end up out of work. They should expect to be treated with the same disregard when the alligator comes for them.

The end is near

Time for your nap

Time for your nap

Reporters ushered away after they try to ask Joe questions

“We’re trying to get him past April 20. so friggin’ Publius loses that bet with his wife, and Kampalla can function on her own”, White House Press Secretary Psakis told FWIW, “ but it’s gonna be close. We’re trying to get her up to speed — she’s memorized four of the seven continents now, and we’ll deal with individual countries down the road — and she’s learned the name of the Secretary of Defense, so we’re in pretty good shape. May 1st? Maybe; stay tuned”.

UPDATE: Video is now up. Look at the poor, pathetic old man as his handlers shush the reporters away. Joe looks sad, befuddled, and forlorn: “why I can’t I speak with these people? Why are they leaving?”

Third broker, 4th price cut, still looking for love

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344 Shore Road, a 2019 spec house near the Belle Haven Association’s boundary and overlooking our Grass Island sewage plant, is now available for $7.675 million. It started off in March ‘19 at $12.250, but weep no tears: the builder paid $2.2 for the land in September ‘16, and I’m sure there’s still some profit to be made here.

And in fact, it’s a nice house; the “deep water” dock may be a tad euphemistic, inserted by the current broker who is known to be “flexible” in his listing descriptions — still, it is a dock, and those command a premium, due to ever-more-stringent state and town regulations. The pool is a plus, and there’s a grand view of the Greenwich Boat & Yacht Club marina on Grass Island. $7.675? Maybe, maybe not, but a definite improvement over that $12.250.

“Deep water”, for dwarves

“Deep water”, for dwarves

They had to start "Not the Bee" because sometimes, even the Babylon Bee can't make this shit up

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NYC Mayor’s wife gives advice on what to do when you see an Asian being assaulted (BTW, despite claims that attacks on Asians are being fueled by white supremacists, the videos posted on the web all show black males administrating the beatings. But narrative).

Not the Bee presents a marvelous Fisking of this idiot’s five suggestions, but I’ll post just one. Go to the link and see them all; great fun.

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Not the Bee:

So, the plan is when I come across "violence" in which a person is "causing harm," I should ask the victim what time it is.

Got it. I'll start practicing tonight until it becomes pure animal instinct.

"I know what you're thinking. Is it 6 o'clock or only 5? Well, to tell you the truth, in all the excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being that this is a 44mm TAG Heuer, the most accurate timepiece in the world, and can adjust to daylight savings time in the blink of an eye, you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well do ya, punk?"

One question: What if they answer, "It's time to call the police?"