The Ladies Invisible ask, "If an Ohio town the size of Greenwich can joyfully accommodate 20,000 illegal aliens, why can't we?

Ohio city facing ‘significant’ housing crisis due to migrant influx

Large numbers of people entering or living in America illegally are exacerbating the housing crisis, including in areas like Ohio far from the border.

City Manager Bryan Heck of Springfield sent an urgent letter requesting federal aid to U.S. Sens. Tim Scott, R-S.C., and Sherrod Brown, D-Ohio. Despite the city’s ongoing advancements in housing projects, the sheer number of migrants arriving and residing in the area has strained resources to their limits.

“Springfield has seen a surge in population through immigration that has significantly impacted our ability as a community to produce enough housing opportunities for all,” Heck wrote. “Springfield’s Haitian population has increased to 15,000 – 20,000 over the last four years in a community of just under 60,000 previous residents, putting a significant strain on our resources and ability to provide ample housing for all of our residents.”

“Springfield has found a way to feed, house, and provide free medical care to these poor refugees from that shit hole of a country”, Greenwich Invisible founder Joanna Swomley told FWIW, “and if Springfield can do it, well by golly, then, so can we! Like Springfield, we can put them up 12 to a hoe — well, heck, up in Baldwin Farms, we can make that three dozen — and now that we’ve banned leaf blowers, there’ll be plenty of work for them as tweezer patrolmen (and women! And people assigned as children at birth) to keep our lawns as bright, fresh, and tidy as they’ve always been.”

Since January 2021, an estimated 12 million people have entered the country illegally, coming from more than 150 countries. If you’d like to adopt a dozen or so, please contact the “non partisan” — anyone can join, as long as they’re against Trump” — Greenwich Invisible Ladies at their website: they’ll ship you a busload at your convenience.

One last, fond glimpse of the man we'd have loved to beat

They’ve shuffled their pumpkin off the stage and under his Rehoboth basement’s Cone of Silence for what is ostensibly being called “a two-week period of self-isolation”, but we all know it’s over. Joe’s gone, and he’s not coming back. Before we leave him, though, and move on to discussing whoever they replace him with, here’s a fitting finale, selected from the final radio interview he gave in Nevada just before his handlers pulled the plug and shipped him home to oblivion:

Biden insists he’s ‘in better physical shape’ than Trump as he forgets Herbert Hoover’s name in BET interview

Biden has called his rival “Donald ‘Herbert Hoover’ Trump” in campaign speeches — but grasped unsuccessfully for the name.

“You know, there’s only two presidents in American history who have come to office and left with fewer jobs,” Biden said.

“And the other was a guy we all know very well — um, so uh, I, I call — anyway. Trump is one of them.”

I’m going to miss the daily diet of Biden blunders that the flying monkeys of the press have fed us during the post-debate period while their masters put the final touches on the DNC removal project, because now we’ll be returned to our regularly scheduled programming, the Hitler/Trump/Vance cycle.

Sad.

UPDATE: The Daily Mail has video of the man barely making it down the short-steps used for his egress from Air Force One, and then struggling for 15 seconds to get inside the presidential limousine. If he weren’t such an evil, awful man, I’d pity him in his senescence.

The Junior Senator from Oklahoma raises an interesting question

It’s looking increasingly likely that his bosses are going to toss Biden overboard and bring in Kampalla Walla to finish his term, but there have also been rumors bruited about that they’ll let the old fool decline his scheduled nomination, but remain in office until the next inauguration. If the latter comes true, Senator Markwayne Mullin (who, to my surprise and Elizabeth Warren’s envy, is a real, genuine Cherokee Indian) asks how the Democrats could declare him unfit to run for reelection but perfectly capable of running the country for the next six months?

Certainly, the Democrats have repeatedly demonstrated an ability to spin the most preposterous, illogical lies and pass them off to the public as “common sense”, but it would still be an embarrassing situation to explain were Biden refuse to leave and they refused to invoke the 25th Amendment removal process.

So, maybe that increases the odds that we’ll see the old man ushered out of the White House sooner, rather than later.

Reading tea leaves, but this seems plausible

NEW: Joe Biden Says He'd Drop Out If Doctors Told Him to, Sets Up a 'Dignified' Exit (Updated)

By Bonchie | 2:15 PM on July 17, 2024

“After weeks of defiance over calls for him to drop out of the presidential race, Joe Biden just gave the first real hint that he might be willing to do so. 

“In several past interviews, Biden insisted that he was the nominee and that nothing but God could force him to withdraw. Yet, in a new interview with BET, the president directly stated that he would drop out if medical professionals advised him to.”

The 81-year-old president made the remark in a BET interview taped Tuesday when asked what it would take to prompt him to reconsider his candidacy.

“If I had some medical condition that emerged, if somebody, if doctors came to me and said, you got this problem and that problem,” Biden said in an excerpt released Wednesday.

“Video of the exchange was not available as of this writing, but the released excerpt has set the internet on fire. Is Biden creating a path for a "dignified" exit? As I've opined before, he very likely has Parkinson's disease, and that's backed not just by reporting that a Parkinson's expert visited the White House ten times but also by the president's physical appearance. In other words, it's not like they'd have to make up an ailment.”*

And then there’s this:

Biden’s call with Dems was ‘even worse than the debate’ - as Schiff now joins chorus calling for him to leave

President Joe Biden held a call with moderate Democrats that was “even worse than the debate” just an hour before the assassination attempt on former President Donald Trump on Saturday, it has been revealed.

The report by Puck citing people on the Zoom call comes as House Democratic heavyweight and California Senate nominee Adam Schiff called on Biden to step aside on Wednesday.

Like in the debate, Biden is reported to have lost his train of thought during the Zoom call with moderate Democrats. One anonymous source told Puck that had the assassination attempt not taken place, as many as “50 people on that Zoom were ready to come out publicly against him.”

One person who took part in the conversation told the outlet, “The call was even worse than the debate. He was rambling – he’d start an answer then lose his train of thought, then would just say ‘whatever.’ I lost a ton of respect for him.”

A second person confirmed this version of events. A member of Congress told Puck that Biden “was rambling, dismissive of concerns, unable or unprepared to present a campaign strategy, and had a particularly troubling exchange with [Colorado Democratic Rep] Jason Crow, saying to him, ‘Tell me something you’ve never done with your Bronze Star like my son.’”

Biden’s son Beau Biden, the attorney general of Delaware between 2007 and 2015, died of brain cancer shortly after leaving office. The president believes that a possible reason behind the cancer diagnosis is the burn pits his son was exposed to during his time serving in Iraq.

The call came amid increasing pressure on Biden to step aside over concerns about his age and mental acuity after a disastrous debate. Biden appeared confused and frail during the CNN showdown with Trump and he lost his train of thought on several occasions.

But the assassination attempt against Trump and the start of the Republican National Convention in Milwaukee has removed the spotlight from the president. However, Democratic concerns about his campaign have not gone away.

Fox News’ Jimmy Fiala, who predicted back in May, when Biden’s handlers scheduled a debate before the Democrat convention, that it was an audition, to see whether the old man could perform well enough to convince them that he’d make it through the election (spoiler alert: he didn’t), now points out that those same handlers have scheduled Kampallawalla Ding Dong for her own audition. Of the three debate dates they’ve offered J.D. Vance, all are before the Democratic convention. Faila says a pre-convention, pre-nomination debate between vide-presidential nominees has never occurred before, so, he predicts, it’s being done this time to see if they can dump Biden and slot her in without complete disaster. Watch for developments.

*UPDATE: Here’s the video