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41 Stone Brook Lane, $3.295 million. I much preferred its original name, Hooker Lane, but the neighbors, tired of schoolboys stealing the road sign and, perhaps, a bit embarrassed by the moniker, had the town change it. Too bad; frat houses everywhere mourned its passing.

American Heritage Magazine Feb/March 2006

This past October the residents of Hooker Lane, in the tony [sic] Cos Cob section of Greenwich, Connecticut, made headlines when 9 of the 11 homeowners on the 1,580-foot-long dead end—or “cul-de-sac,” in real estate-ese—petitioned the town’s board of selectmen to change the name of their street to Stonebrook Lane.

Hooker is a good old Connecticut family name, though the name of the lane apparently came from the maiden name of the wife of the man who developed the area in the 1960s rather than from Rev. Thomas Hooker, a founder of Hartford in 1636. But Hooker Lane’s residents got tired of the snickering that generally greeted them whenever they had to give anyone their address. “‘You live on Prostitute Street,’ that’s typical,” 12-year-old Brendan O’Connor told The New York Times .

The sense of hooker as “prostitute” often has been associated with Gen. Joseph (“Fighting Joe”) Hooker, who commanded the Army of the Potomac for five months in 1863. [And made a horrible job of it - Ed]. Charles Francis Adams, Jr., grandson of one President and great-grandson of another, reinforced this notion when he described Hooker’s headquarters as “a place where no self-respecting man liked to go, and no decent woman could go … a combination of bar-room and brothel.” Citing this quote, Shelby Foote gave Fighting Joe credit for the word’s sexual sense in The Civil War: A Narrative, Fredericksburg to Meridian (1963), the second of his three-volume history of the conflict.

The sexual meaning of hooker predates the Civil War, however. John Russell Bartlett defined hooker as “a strumpet, a sailor’s trull” in the 1859 edition of his Dictionary of Americanisms . Still earlier is a bit of man-to-man advice from 1845: “If he comes by way of Norfolk, he will find any number of pretty Hookers in the Brick row not far from French’s hotel” (quoted in Norman E. Eliason’s Tarheel Talk: An Historical Study of the English Language in North Carolina , published in 1956).

This leaves the term’s origin a bit of a mystery. Bartlett thought it came from Corlears Hook, a section of New York City’s Lower East Side noted for “houses of ill-fame frequented by sailors.” Others guess that it is a spinoff from the British slang use of hooker to refer either to a petty thief (also called an angler ) who used a stick with a hook to sneak goods away from their owners or to a boat (from the Dutch hoecker-schip ), originally a fishing vessel and later any boat. Most likely, though, is that it derives from the way prostitutes attract clients. Henry Mayhew quoted an English streetwalker in 1857: “I’ve hooked many a man by showing him an ankle on a wet day” ( London Labour and the London Poor ).

But General Hooker does not get away scot-free. Today the section of Washington, D.C., bounded by Constitution Avenue, Pennsylvania Avenue, and Fifteenth Street NW is called the Federal Triangle (the huge Ronald Reagan federal office building is located there). In the latter decades of the nineteenth century, however, this was the capital’s red-light district, and it was known as Hooker’s Division on account of the many prostitutes who lived and worked in what census records of 1870 and 1880 listed as “female boarding houses.”

So Hooker may not have been directly responsible for hooker , but he certainly helped popularize it.

AnnJim Drive

And, just as the developer of Hooker Lane named it after his maiden aunt (or someone), the man who built a similar development, also in Cos Cob, also at around the same time, named his creation after his two children, Ann and Jim, who, presumably, shared the same virtuous character as Hooker’s relative.

As of today, 21 AnnJim Drive is available for $3.925. At least you can be confident no one will steal the street sign.

There’s been no real estate news, so far, to report today, so here’s a roundup of miscellaneous acts of idiocy culled from various websites

The Democrats immediately jumped on this “scandal”; Governor Noisome included

Hello, World!

Here's the full post from @ZitoSalena: 

@TMZ Generated "outrage" or as it will be inevitably called lobster-gate here is some important context:

In 2009 when Robert Gates was the secretary defense during the Obama administration in Iraq and Afghanistan here is a story from a reporter who was embedded with the soldiers.

"The lobsters and crab legs are shipped from the United States and driven down on a refrigerated truck from Bagram. On seafood night, the crew serves up 400 of the tasty tails, 130 pounds of Alaskan King crab legs, and 135 pounds each of shrimp and scallops."

And here is a story from 2024 when Lloyd Austin was the secretary of defense.

UK to Replace Churchill on Banknotes With a Squirrel

Victim of public education: Salem Witch Trials were ‘mass genocide of women’

A very unfortunate teenage victim of public education [Harvard undergrad, probably — Ed] with the piercings and the tattoos and the manic pharmaceutical eyes, the whole nine yards, shares the insights she learned in school regarding the Salem Witch Trials, which she describes as the “mass genocide of women”:  

I don't know why, but all of a sudden I just started thinking about the Salem Witch Trials and I'm just so mad. Because that was just a mass genocide of women. And they teach it in school like it's something fun to learn about. They tortured, sexually assaulted, and then murdered millions of women. And they got away with it by accusing them of being witches.


Media Frolics:

WH Fires Back: 'Fake News!' as WaPo Whines About Photographer Access... After Firing All Their Photogs

The Washington Post’s “reporting”:

The Defense Department has barred press photographers from briefings on the ongoing U.S.-Israeli military conflict with Iran after they published photos of Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth that his staff deemed “unflattering,” according to two people familiar with the decision who spoke on the condition of anonymity out of fear of retaliation.

The March 2 briefing came days after a joint military strike on Iran that killed Ayatollah Ali Khamenei on Feb. 28. It was also the first time the defense secretary had appeared behind the briefing room podium since June 26.

Several outlets including the Associated Press, Reuters and Getty Images sent photographers to the briefing from Hegseth and Gen. Dan Caine, chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff.

But after they published photos — which have broad reach because they are licensed by publications globally — members of Hegseth’s staff told colleagues that they did not like the way that the secretary looked. Hegseth’s aides decided to shut out photographers from the two subsequent briefings at the Pentagon, on March 4 and March 10, according to the two people familiar with the decision.

And then there’s Whoopie and the View, because without them to entertain and amuse us, we’d be left with just Tucker

Finally, from the entirely predictable but somehow unforeseen consequences from the Department of FAFO, this:

Starbucks founder follows Jeff Bezos out of Washington State and heads to Florida

Washington Passes 9.9 Percent Millionaire Tax - Now Starbucks Founder Howard Schultz Is Leaving Seattle

Tales from the Old Sod; you might say the employer lost his appeal

food fight!

A book-keeper whose boss repeatedly shouted the word 'potato' at her 'in a strong Irish accent' has been awarded more than £23,000 by an employment tribunal after it found she had been racially harassed.

'It made me feel small, insecure, violated, and extremely anxious.'

Bernadette Hayes, who is Irish, worked for engineering company West Leeds Civils in Holbeck when the incidents took place between December 2023 and June 2024.

Mick [just sayin’ ] Atkins, director of the firm, also used 'offensive and humiliating' phrases that were 'overtly linked to race' towards Hayes, a judge ruled.

Hayes was awarded £20,735.91, and the business was ordered to give her four weeks' pay, amounting to £2,800.

POTATO!

Where the elite meet to cheat

Back to the future?

Citing concerns over academic integrity and advancements in technology, Princeton University faculty may require proctoring for all in-person exams, the Daily Princetonian recently reported.

Such a move would buck 133 years of precedent and “would mark a departure from the traditionally unproctored exam format under the Honor Code,” which was established in 1893, the student newspaper reported. “Currently, only individual and small group examinations are proctored.”

But the Honor Committee chair told the Princetonian that, in November, professors were instructed to proctor individual and small-group exams, such as make-up exams, exams taken by student-athletes while traveling, and exams taken with disability accommodations. 

Currently under the Honor Code students take their exams without supervision and subscribe to the pledge: “I pledge my honor that I have not violated the Honor Code during this examination.”

News of the proctor proposal made headlines last week, but in late January concerns about the Honor Code were already broached.

A Jan. 28 student op-ed in the Daily Princetonian headlined “Why the Honor Code doesn’t work” argued the current system is broken.

“[D]espite what the Honor Code stipulates, no one wants to be a tattletale — a longstanding aversion of Princeton students. Rather than reporting, some students turn a blind eye to cheating, or deliberately avoid sitting near the back row of a lecture hall to avoid catching their peers in the act,” the columnist argued.

“Princeton’s vaunted Honor Code can sometimes feel like the butt of a running joke. Despite the policy’s insistence that students report in-person cases of cheating, there’s still a sense that academic dishonesty runs unchecked on some exams.”

The recent news that faculty are seriously considering the proposal drew mixed reactions on Reddit.

“I’ve always been proud of the Honor Code and what it says about us. Do current Princeton students lack personal integrity? That’s just embarrassing,” one person stated.

But another argued: “As someone who teaches here, instituting more handwritten things I think is a necessary change given how tempted students are to use AI for everything (and I mean EVERYTHING).”

Another sign of the sad decline of higher education:

Professors are calling out the alarming rise in students diagnosed as “disabled” at elite universities to get special accommodations in class and on exams.

One in five students at Brown and Harvard are now registered as having some form of disability, according to an analysis by The Atlantic — but professors suspect some of them are bogus.

Do ya think? I seriously doubt that 20% of the students at Harvard and Brown are mentally disabled. Badly misinformed, probably, but not disabled.

Many students claim they suffer anxiety, ADHD or depression, among other conditions. It’s not just unfair — it’s also potentially degrading the function of exams as a test of ability.

Of course, the function of exams as a test of ability is pretty degraded already. I’m not sure why you need more time for an exam at Harvard; doesn’t pretty much everyone get an A anyway?

It’s not just Harvard and Brown:

At Stanford, 38% of students have registered with the Office of Accessible Education, and 1 in 8 undergraduates received accommodations as of this fall.

The number of students receiving testing accommodations has tripled in eight years at the University of Chicago and quintupled in the past 15 years at UC Berkeley, the Atlantic reported.

I don’t doubt that many students are anxious about exams and depressed if they don’t do well, but until recently this wasn’t considered a disability. But here, as in so many areas of contemporary life, alleged victimhood is rewarded:

Extra time is beneficial to students with learning disabilities and allows them to perform statistically better than their disabled peers without accommodations, according to the Institute of Education Sciences. But students who do not legitimately need extra time can benefit unfairly if accommodations are granted.

Call me hard-hearted, but if you can’t complete a set of tasks in the same amount of time as your competitors, shouldn’t that impact the evaluation of your performance? In the real world, if it takes you twice as long as someone else to complete a task, you are only worth half as much on an hourly basis.

Higher education, at least at the “elite” level, has turned into something of a joke. I agree with this professor:

[Professor Wolfinger] also suspects that some less privileged students are also turning to accommodations because they aren’t necessarily cut out for college.

“I am very sympathetic to a critique that just too many young people pursue four-year degrees now,” he said.

“We might be better off in the long run if some of those students pursued two-year technical degrees or other opportunities.”

Darn it, our kids will be missing out on the cultural enrichment of mixing with Norwegians.

'Living in fear': Multilingual student enrollment drops in CT schools amid Trump immigration crackdown

It’s a quiet kind of shift — showing up in empty desks, names uncalled and school doors that some students no longer walk through.

Amid the Trump administration’s immigration crackdown, community leaders say the dread of deportation has turned the trip to school into a risk some families won’t take, leaving fewer multilingual students in Connecticut’s classrooms.

Statewide data from this school year encapsulates that same story, as multilingual — or non-native English speaker — student enrollment in Connecticut public schools saw the biggest single-year plunge in at least 20 years. 

Advocates who work with Connecticut’s multilingual students and immigrant families say this drop reflects what they are hearing on the ground in their communities every day: Parents have been choosing between sending their children to school, keeping them home and fleeing altogether. Statewide data does not track the reasons for the decline.

The multilingual student population in the state has been steadily growing over the years and is still much greater than it was a few years ago. However, there were 2,148 fewer multilingual learner students enrolled this school year compared to the last one, according to statewide enrollment data.

A multilingual learner, also referred to as an English learner, is a student between the ages of 3 and 21 who is not a native English speaker and is not yet proficient enough in English to participate equally in the regular school program. Multilingual learners include recent immigrants to the country, children born in the U.S. who speak a language other than English at home and any student in the process of acquiring English proficiency. 

It may be time for Tucker’s family to stage an intervention

no no, i’m fine! I’m fine, i tell you, leave me alone! leave me alooooone! Agggahahahaha!

No predjudicial mugshots here because it's LA — no one will be arrested

Gang storms luxury LA apartments and brawl with doormen following street takeover

A mob tied to a late-night street takeover stormed the lobby of a luxury downtown Los Angeles apartment tower and brawled with staff — leaving smashed glass and overturned furniture in their wake, shocking shows.

The chaos unfolded around 3 a.m. Sunday at the Circa LA Apartments on South Figueroa Street, according to the Los Angeles Police Department.

Authorities told KTLA a group involved in a nearby street takeover descended on the upscale high-rise and began damaging the property.

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Some members of the group remained outside smashing the building’s glass doors and windows, including one person who hurled a metal barricade at the entrance.

Inside the lobby, the group could be seen flipping over furniture and running through the building as chaos erupted.

At least one person appeared to grab a box from the front desk while others rummaged through it before the gang scattered as sirens approached, according to the footage shared by KTLA.

Police said the building sustained exterior damage including broken glass doors and windows.

Another ChatGPT failure, but we'll give it a participation trophy

but i did what you told me to!

This first-round draft pick was clearly not ready for prime time, even with the benefit of coaching.

Ex-Jets linebacker, charged with first-degree murder, allegedly consulted ChatGPT about cover-up

Darron Lee was charged in the death of ex-partner Gabriella Carvalho Perpétuo, who was found stabbed and beaten to death last month