What's the starting salary for a freshman Congressional influence peddler?

$750? $500? Would you just let me speak to your junior staff? Stung by their sudden irrelevancy, the senior Clintons are preparing to run Chelsea for Congress. It's possible that some buyers will gamble that she's got a future in higher office, but that's a long shot, and long shots come pretty cheap. No $600,000 speaking fees for her. Not yet.

Of course, if she'd add a handler, that fee could go up.

Chelsea Handler