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 The Clintons go woodsy: priceless

The Clintons go woodsy: priceless

Clinton Foundation starts laying off workers as final shutdown looms.

Selfie-opportunities with the former presidential candidate in the woods around Chappaqua will still be available for $49 per, but as Clinton spokesman Anthony Wiener admitted to FWIW, "that's not exactly a private meeting with the President of the United States, or even the Sec State, so we've had to lower our price accordingly."