For 8 years? Trump derangement syndrome hits Senate Democrats

"No, wait, I've got another one: these two Irishmen walk into a bar ..."

Minority Leader and reigning jester Chuck Schumer vows to hold the vacant Supreme Court seat open until his party regains control. 

The Donald doesn't strike me as the kind of person who'll go along with this, and thanks to Schumer's predecessor triggering the "nuclear option", he won't have to.