This keeps up, I'm going to start losing respect for our back country betters

 Car owner's darwin award 

Car owner's darwin award 

Two more luxury cars stolen from their clueless owners.

A 2016 Range-Rover was stolen from a driveway on the 500 block of Round Hill Road.
A 2016 Mercedes-Benz was stolen from a driveway on the 30 block of Cliffdale Road in the northwest corner of town. Both cars had keys inside them when they were stolen.