Will the Yale Snowflake Brigade be outside protesting?

NBA championships begin tomorrow, and I wonder if the Yale elite will be seen outside arenas, demanding that the games be stopped because of the blatant cultural appropriation going on inside? Basketball, like baseball, like football, was originally invented and played by white males, yet now blacks are often seen engaged in those sports; even, so I'm told, starring in them. This is cultural appropriation at its worst, and if the world is to be saved, it must end.

The culturalists shouldn't be expected to restore the world all at once - they have finals coming up, after all - but surely they could focus on a single target, the NBA finals, and demand that the games be played solely by the original short, clumsy white men it was designed for. Justice now!!!

Springfield, 1891 - just trying to find their own place in the grand mosaic