Thank goodness, though, that America is not alone in breeding morons: if we aren't alone, our standard of living shouldn't decline any faster than the rest of the Western World's

British students outraged at being tested on "impossible questions". 

Britain's stressed out teenagers have complained about the tricky GCSE questions they say they couldn't have possibly prepared for.

Taking to social media, the annoyed youngsters were particularly confounded by a question on a biology exam that said: 'Explain why Darwin is drawn as a monkey.'

One bemused student, 16-year-old James Hansford, of Bath, Somerset, said: 'It just appeared out of nowhere - how were we supposed to know the answer?'