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Helicoptering Hamptonites inconvenienced by Trump's flight to NYC

Posh New Yorkers headed to the Hamptons and beyond this weekend were “freaking out” since private flights out of town were delayed by Donald Trump.

The president was headed to Bedminster, NJ, on Friday. But that meant other private fliers were grounded for a time.

Chopper service Blade sent out a Friday alert to riders announcing “epic weekend weather in the Hamptons, Nantucket, Newport and Jersey coast.”

But it also warned, “flights 4 p.m. to 7 p.m. will be impacted by frozen airspace due to Trump arrival in NYC.”

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