Ah, the "SODI" defense

 And the other one, beloved by prosecutors and defense attorneys alike, the "Just two beers" defense

And the other one, beloved by prosecutors and defense attorneys alike, the "Just two beers" defense

"Some Other Dude Did It" (drop a D for dumb)

According to Greenwich Police at about 6:00pm, Kenneth A Alfano, 63, of 174 Davis Ave in Greenwich was observed by a civilian in the area of Bruce Park and Davis Avenue driving erratically while drinking an alcoholic beverage.
According to Greenwich Police, in plain view, the arresting officer observed an open cooler containing three empty 11.2 oz bottles of Mike’s Hard Lemonade and four empty 50 ml bottles of Jack Daniels Tennessee Whisky.
Mr. Alfano related to police that he drank one Mike’s Hard Lemonade on his way from Danbury, made a stop at home and drank a second one on his way to Stop & Shop, and that the other alcoholic beverages were consumed by another passenger.