Headline of the day: "Good riddance to the thong! After decades of discomfort, women have finally cracked."

 Well I wouldn't wear it, but it'd be fun to watch

Well I wouldn't wear it, but it'd be fun to watch

99% of women say they will no longer wear thongs.

I try, but this is better than I've managed to come up with today. 

. My question for the ladies is, what were you thinking?! Not that we didn't appreciate it.

Oh well, all good things come to their end.