Hahahahaha! British news readers demand equal pay with their male counterparts, and get it

 I don't believe that's at all what we meant!

I don't believe that's at all what we meant!

I don't remember the exact joke, but as I recall from the friend who told it to me, it's an old Jewish one, where a poor old man with a crippled hand beseeches his G-d to make him complete: "Oh Lord, make my hand match my other one": Lighting flash, and he's got two crippled hands.