Three weeks, one contract

 Grab your swim fins and dive in

Grab your swim fins and dive in

45 Pond Place, Cos Cob, $1.395 million. Just so you know what a Greenwich "starter home" looks like.

Listing agent Russ Pruner is a great professional and a wonderful guy, but I've never understood why he insists on describing kitchens as "granite-clad".

But to be fair, I've never understood why a street with nary a drop of water was named "Pond Place".

 That's not particle board, damnit, it's stone, I tell you, stone!

That's not particle board, damnit, it's stone, I tell you, stone!