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Have gun, will travel. It isn't the 7% solution, but the patented C. Fountain freedom arms .45 Long Colt solution  should work wonders, nonetheless 

Have gun, will travel. It isn't the 7% solution, but the patented C. Fountain freedom arms .45 Long Colt solution  should work wonders, nonetheless 

Anthony sends along a link about wild cattle terrorizing Californian granola munchers and ripping up the environment, with this note: 

Read the linked article and see how far into it you get before a cheap and easy solution pops into your head. Then keep reading it till that same solution occurs to the reporter. Spoiler alert: you'll reach the end of the article first.

Brother Anthony has a wry sense of humor.

It's impossible to capture the full feeling of this article in a snippet, at least for this writer, but here's the headline to give you a flavor and I hope serve as an enticement to read the whole thing:

Feral cattle terrorize hikers and devour native plants in a California national monument