And while we're ridding the world of the fruits of the Industrial Revolution, let's get rid of ALL scientific truth — it's just a construct of white male oppressors, after all

Introducing men’s and boys’ menstruation underwear

Several TV networks have agreed to air an underwear commercial portraying a surreal world where men and boys menstruate.  

Titled “MENstruation,” the ad for “Period-Proof Underwear” opens with an anguished young teenage boy sheepishly telling his dad, “I think I got my period.”  

Dad later hugs him and tells him, “It’s just part of growing up.”

Of course, in the new world aborning, any carbon-based materials in this product will have tote replaced by organic, locally-grown cotton, and they’ll have to be washed by hand, by candlelight, but what price, progress?