Throwing caution to the winds, brave warriors of Netflix release new series, "Mohammed Loves Bernie"

(By Kurt Westergaard, under 24-hour police protection since 2004)

Well no, that’s not it — they like their shallow, empty lives just as they are, thank you, but how else can they show that they’re hip, radical truth-to-power types? Aha, got it! Jesus the Faggot, coming out just in time for his birthday. We’ll dare to goad conservative Christians, we’ll face their inevitable angry letters and petitions with scorn, and our own little, but fiercely clenched fists, and cry, “nanananana!”. And our friends will be oh so impressed.

Salmon Rushdie, Kurt Westergaard, and the editors of Charlie Hebdo will not soon be joined in their ranks by our American elites. The Charlie Hebdo writers are dead, but Rushdie and Westergaard will surely be cheered to receive Christmas cards from Hollywood, saying, “having a great time, wish we were there — really”.