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Louisiana sues to overturn California’s ban on alligator products

NEW ORLEANS (AP) — Louisiana is suing the state of California over its decision to ban the import and sale of alligator products, saying the ban will hurt an important Louisiana industry and ultimately could hurt the state's wetlands.

In a lawsuit filed Thursday, Louisiana said the economy surrounding alligators has played a key role in bringing back the American alligator population and is an important factor in protecting wetlands and other species besides alligators that depend on the wetlands.

“California has nevertheless attempted to destroy the market for American alligator products notwithstanding the fact that no such alligators live in California," the lawsuit says.

The same activists responsible for the alligator ban have very kindly made it easy to ban all California products as health risks. Courtesy of Prop 65, almost anything sold in California now comes with a cancer warning. And if hitting Silicon Valley proves insufficient to move the legislature, Louisiana can move upon the coast a bit and ban another labelled cancer agent, wine.