Anthony Wiener a/k/a Carlos Danger, pah — I want to see a movie about THIS Carlos

Walking away

Carlos Ghosn escapes Japan for Lebanon hidden in a musical instrument case.

Millionaire fugitive Carlos Ghosn escaped from house arrest in Japan this week with the help of a paramilitary group from Lebanon posing as a Gregorian orchestra, it emerged on Tuesday.

While awaiting trial for financial crimes in Japan, the 65-year-old former Nissan CEO was loaded into an empty musical instrument case after receiving a visit at his home in Tokyo from a musical band whose members turned out to be mercenaries, Lebanese TV news channel MTV said Tuesday.

Ghosn saved Nisan from bankruptcy and was a hero in Japan, until he wasn’t. I presume Lebanon has no extradition treaty with Japan, so good for him. Our former congressman was just a limp dickwad; Ghosn’s pretty cool, and so is this escape caper.