Notice she said nothing about pigs — there's more work to be done

LBJ prepares to unleash stealth missle

Hillary denies she’s a lesbian.

During one of his congressional runs, LBJ is said to have directed his campaign workers to spread the rumor that his opponent fucked pigs. “But Lyndon”, his campaign manager protested, “that’s not true!”. “I know”, our future president replied, “I just want to hear the son of a bitch deny it.”

So who put Howard Stern up to getting Shrillary to deny her inner yearnings? Personally, I suspect that the lady is abstinent in all matters of sex, regardless of gender or species, but it’s interesting that she’s coming out as a straight. Running again? You bet.

But Michelle’s gonna take it.

And Epstein didn’t kill himself.