We had so much fun with the last one ....

Blonde trooper pulls over golden retriever driving in Nantucket:

“License and registration, please”.

Retriever fumbles through her purse, finds her compact and, peering into its mirror, hands it to the cop: “I can’t find my license, but here’s my picture”.

Cop examines it and hands it back: “Well you should have said you were one of us — you can go”.