Good Lord, do we now have to add "Florida Dog" to the Florida Man meme?

Now  do you love me?

Now do you love me?

Florida pooch sneaks off to the beauty parlor, comes back looking like Madonna.

Or maybe it’s just a sub-category, “Florida Groomer”:

Amore Spa owner Raquel Adams returned Puleo’s $150, offered another complimentary grooming and was apologetic about the unrequested dye job.

“The young lady, she’s very sweet. We wanted to make her happy,” Adams said Monday. “We beautify the dog.... If we see it’s missing something, we do color, sometimes, the dog.”

And in related (I suppose) news, Florida Woman was placed on probation for carrying an alligator in her yoga pants. I had no idea such an act was illegal, but I’ll go release mine.

It must have seemed like a good idea at the time

It must have seemed like a good idea at the time