Wait, wait: I thought the Muslims were being stirred to rage by secularism; where's the AP to explain this?

Looking for a reason? I’ll give you a hint

Terrorists attack synagogue and Jewish centers in Vienna, killing “several”, wounding more.

The perpetrators could be Trump commandos, I suppose, but my money’s on the murders, when caught, turning out to have names like Mohammed, and Abu Bakr Charlie.

(UPDATE: I stand corrected. One of the shooters was in fact named Kujtim Fejzulai, not Mohammed or Abu. FWIW regrets the error. Of interest, perhaps, is that Mr. Fejzulai was sentenced to 22-months in jail back in April 2019 for attempting to join an ISIS branch, but was released after 9 months because he was a juvenile, and what harm can a sweet, 18-year-old puppy do?

I’m not sure how the media will conflate practicing Jews with blasphemous French secularists and blame them both for angering our Muslim friends, but I’m confident that it will.