Bundled against the cold in cozy petroleum products, Lil' Greta arrives in Bristol to protest global warming

Will her mental health handlers ever permit her to smile?

She’s also toting an aluminum water bottle in a nylon backpack. Aluminum has been referred to as “congealed electricity” due to the huge amount of energy consumed in its production. Better a nice, recycled-cardboard water carton, eh Greta? Even a leaky one?