Museum's take on "authentic blacks": They're lazy, rude, expect instant gratification, reject objective, “cause and effect” logic, despise the nuclear family, and disrespect authority

Only whites plan for the future — you don’t want to act like a white man, do you?

So says the tax-payer-funded Smithsonian National Museum of African American History and Culture, anyway, and who am I to disagree with the experts?

It does strike me that these traits don’t make it easy for any group to succeed, but recognition of a problem is the first step towards solving it.