Acknowledging the "biological difference" between men and women, the Army revises its fitness exam and will now score on participation and wokeness ratings

I can do this, I just need a box to stand on

“Too many assigned-at-birth females were flunking”, Army spokyxperosn Melrose Finnagan told FWIW, “and so we followed the rule: if you can’t meet your standards, lower your standards. God help wounded soldiers in the field, but the Chinese will probably have taken care of that problem long before President Harris has to worry about it.”