This isn't going to help tourism; or at the least, it'll attract a different crowd

eat a peach

China orders up Bat Flu anal swabbing for all arriving foreigners

But don’t worry, Dr. Fauci would approve:

Chinese Foreign Ministry spokesman Wang Wenbin defended the screenings as “science-based”

Complete with Uyghur concentration camp Pajamas.

(BTW, old pick-up line at a gay bar: “excuse me, do you mind if I push in your stool?”)