Worst listing effort ever?

58 Riverside Avenue, $1.2 million. I understand that there’s a tenant in place, but to take no effort whatsoever makes me wonder whether the agent (who’s related to the owner) has any desire to sell this place.

Pro tip: close the toilet lid

Ok, he got the lid down, but maybe he shoudn’’t have included the peeling ceiling in this angle

the “fully redone in 2020” kitchen

in move-out condition!

And you won’t want to miss the listing’s prose:

Remarks: Tucked away invisibly off busy Riverside ave, yet easily walk-able to the train, Riverside Elementary, Eastern Middle, amenities and restaurants you'll find this TLC house down a sloping drive, completely hidden from view. Couldn't be more centrally located with I95, Greenwich Ave, Todd's Point and Stamford minutes away. Remark at the awe inspiring 18 foot ceiling great room which serves as living & dining room perfect for entertaining, then relax in your private upstairs suite with a full bath and nursery or possible walk-in closet. The den/4th BR has a working fireplace, just off the marble entrance. Two downstairs bedrooms and a play area complete the space. Kitchen was fully redone in 2020, but there's work left for the inventive owner who gets location location location