If you're wondering where the Green Movement finds its useful idiots ...

Brains of the outfit

So I was on Amazon, looking for something to feed my resident chipmunks, and came across this product question:

(Not that it’s particularly important, but chipmunks have a life expectancy of 2 years)

Psaking back: (EOS, I feed them because they’re pleasing company, and unlike any girls I know, I can persuade them to eat out of the palm of my hand)