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Border Patrol Ordered To Chase Immigrants With Segways And Pool Noodles

I don’t think the editors of the Babylon Bee recognize their influence in Washington or, if they do, they’re not using that power responsibly.

Yesterday, following the Bee’s advice, the Harris/Biden Administration ordered our border guards to be dismounted and issued hollowed coconut shells instead. Now this.