So just do a remake of Jack and the Beanstalk, instead

Snow White and Nottadwarf

After complaints from a dwarf actor who earns $1.2 million per role, Disney reconsiders its plans for another Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

They’re all morons out there, from best boys to actors to studio executives, so screw’em; let them make movies no one’s going to watch, and may Hollywood fall into the sea.