Facebook ("Meta") loses (at least) $622 billion in market value — down 80% from 2021 —and now plans to deplatform thousands of "workers"

Heh heh heh.

“As Elon Musk found when he got inside the Twitter building, it turns out there were quite a few expendable employees at Facebook/Meta, too. Now that the Lizard King, Meta Chief Executive Mark Zuckerberg, no longer needs tens of thousands of employees to manipulate personal Facebook pages or suppress the flow of information to do the Biden administration’s unconstitutional bidding, it’s ‘off with their well-compensated heads’ in the employment sense.”

…The cuts expected to be announced this week follow several months of more targeted staffing reductions in which employees were managed out or saw their roles eliminated.

“Realistically, there are probably a bunch of people at the company who shouldn’t be here,” Mr. Zuckerberg told employees at a companywide meeting at the end of June.

“Ya think? It sure must have been lucrative while it lasted to be able to hire so many misinformation overseers so fast. Tracking American citizens’ every move, parsing their thoughts, and making sure they only received government-approved narratives takes resources and tons of eyeballs.”

Forbes has the loss number.

This should be as much fun to watch as last week’s Twitter chop: