First they came for my master bedroom, but I stayed silent, because I don't have a bedroom. Then they came after my emojis, and I cried, ENOUGH!

You know that COVID’s over when NPR can assign three reporters to cover other critical stories, like this. Attention must be paid!

UPDATE: I just realized, to my horror, that I have nothing but yellow smiley emojis on my phone. Do I dare ever text again?