Hey, it worked in 2020. As Russia attacks Chernobyl and bombs a Turkey (NATO member) ship, the White House focuses on the important thing: Orange Man Bad!

I’d ask what they think america stands for, but i don’t want to know

White House deputy press secretary calls Trump a 'nauseating, fearful pig' who is 'rubbing snouts with Putin and celebrating while innocent people lose their lives'

Oops! It turns out, there are two critical issues today:

Oh! I’m sorry, I didn’t even think of these issues: