Unfair competition: How can the Babylon Bee hope to stay in business when world leaders rush so hard to get ahead of them in line?

Germany responds to Ukraine’s plea for arms by agreeing to provide 5,000 helmets, but they’ll have to come pick them up.. “Too risky for our own delivery men”.

UPDATE: In a Historic about-face, Germany will now ship weapons to Ukraine. Politico has the story. It’s probably too little too late, but the pressure from its NATO allies must have been overwhelming. Putin’s accomplishing what no one else has been able to: see the threat Russia poses to the rest of Europe.

UPDATE: Aw, c’mon, man, this is just piling on the poor Bee: February 25th: State Department warns Americans not to visit Ukraine because of COVID-19

UPDATE II: Okay, maybe this is someone trying to emulate the Bee — I can find no link that ties this “warning” directly to the State Department. Still funny.

UPDATE III: Oops! Found it

COVID – Do Not Travel

Visit the Embassy's COVID-19 page for more information on COVID-19 and related restrictions and conditions in Ukraine. Read the Department of State’s COVID-19 page before you plan any international travel.

The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) has issued a Level 4 Travel Health Notice for Ukraine, indicating a very high level of COVID-19 in the country.  Your risk of contracting COVID-19 and developing severe symptoms is lower if you are fully vaccinated with an FDA authorized vaccine.  Before planning any international travel, please review the CDC’s specific recommendations for fully vaccinated and unvaccinated travelers.