We're back: nothing seems to have improved during my absence.

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What a trooper — he carried on without me

But at least it’s reassuring to see that performances of our country’s Theater of the Perpetually Absurd continued without a break.

A 29-year-old man who thinks he’s a young girl beats out a 13-year-old and wins top place and $500 at a woman’s skateboard competition.

vanquished, but how proud she must be to have been selected as a sacrifice to the goddess of modern correctness