Parody or real? Opinion seems divided, but most people are going with "real".
/Victory Girl has thoughts:
I remember, a few years back, when I lived next to a “Karen” who did not allow her kids to participate in summer water-gun fights because “no guns”. They would be sitting in the house while the rest of the neighborhood kids were in my driveway drenching one another with super soakers. If that does not scar a child, I do not know what else will. She also, after the event, claimed one of the kids “dinged” her car. (It was a parking lot dent.) I mean, it is completely exhausting living next to people like this. It must be completely soul-sucking to be married to them. I honestly wonder what they think when they look in the mirror. I gleefully held more water gun fights in my driveway for the rest of that summer. She moved the following year, thank God.
The tragedy is that these woke parents actually believe they are doing what is best for their children. Imagine telling your child that you are not celebrating Fourth of July because you somehow think being American has something to do with having the right to murder an innocent baby. Seriously, what a miserable existence for that family.
Let’s not even mention the life lesson this “birthing person” is teaching her children. The “I’m going to sit around and whine about something until I get my way” mentality will fare her children well as adults. It’s no wonder we have socially awkward, whiny brats in the workplace. They get it from their parents.
My guess is this woman is a suburban white chick. My guess is that she doesn’t feel the same way about bodily autonomy when the subject of COVID vaccinations surfaces. She’s probably triple, quadruple vaxxed and ran her kids out to get the jab as soon as it was available to them because “she follows the science like a good and smart and compliant comrade”. She probably has one of those stupid “we believe therefore, we are better than you” signs in her yard. Seriously, I hope one of her neighbors has a runaway firecracker that torches that thing. (Is it wrong to hope the nice keeps her up all night?)
It’s gotta be a real tweet, because only a true, authentic wokette could be this self-absorbed.
“I’m raw, scared and burned out. I do not know whether not celebrating the 4th will make me feel better, but I do know even faking it and doing it for my kids at this point is not something I’m willing to do and will just make me miserable.”