"Think you're Florida Man, do ya? Hold my beer. On second thought, I'LL hold it"

Florida cop charged with DUI, BAC tested at 5X legal limit. “I just had three beers,” said he.

Uh huh. Back in the day, we lawyers used to call it the “2-beer defense” when clients were arrested after spending 7-hours in a bar. Florida Cop does ‘em one-better, and it’s just as believable.