If only this were true

Oh, the humanity!

Rep. Ilhan Omar's daughter Isra Hirsi, 21, says she is now homeless and starving after being suspended from college over anti-Israel protests at Columbia University

Hirsi, junior Soph Askanase and freshman Maryam Iqbal were all suspended. Hirsi has now revealed she has been evicted from campus housing and banned from the dining hall, leaving her without shelter and food.

'I was a little bit frantic, like, where am I going to sleep? Where am I gonna go? And also all of my s**t is thrown in a random lot. It's pretty horrible,' she told Teen Vogue.

'I don't know when I can go home, and I don't know if I ever will be able to.' 

She said the administration at Bernard College has hung her out to dry when it comes to being able to get food. 

'I sent them an email like, "Hey, I rely on campus for my meals, I rely on my dining plan," and they were like, Oh, you can come pick up a prepackaged bag of food, a full 48 hours after I was suspended,' she said.

'There was no food support, no nothing.'

This pampered child of privilege told her interviewer at Teen Vogue how brave she and her fellow anti-semites were in standing up to the (Wo) Man:

“We had such an amazing crowd come and join us Wednesday night, which was so powerful and also made the camp feel stronger. We had had a very core group of folks who understood the risks, and then having that number grow alleviated a lot of our stress. We felt like we weren't alone.”

And:

“… I was helping with security, standing by the door to see who enters and exits. If folks wanted to join us, we would have to give them the spiel of like, “do you know the risks?” as informed consent.”

So whatever “risk” they thought they were running by disrupting the campus, they never imagined it might involve actual punishment, because, like, when has that ever happened before? “Waaahaa, nowody warned us!”

(As an aside, Miss Hirsi provides an interesting insight into the makeup of the student population at this all-girl school) :

“It is really confusing and concerning, especially because the majority of the Barnard students are femme-identifying....”

No one in today’s modern universities would dream of restricting a woman’s college to only biological females, but is it too much to ask that a student at least “identify” as whatever a femme is?

UPDATE

The Post has a great headline, as it so often does: