Now it can be told

A member of the loyal opposition has sent along this photo, taken with the spy camera hidden in his bow tie, of Fred Camillo meeting with an (obviously, very tall) unidentified leader of the Greenwich Communist Party. While their full conversation wasn’t heard, topics ranged from erecting a migrant welcome center at Tod’s Point; merging the Greenwich Republican party with the Democrat Town Committee (which has effectively already been accomplished) and barring dissidents from future caucuses; and exchanging Eastern Middle School’s student population for Western’s. Not all of these proposals can be expected to be welcomed by all residents, which is why the meeting was conducted in the Riverside Yacht Club’s secret conspiracy room.

It’s all very disturbing.